Holy F*cking Comments

Holy F*cking Comments

By Courtney Heard & Janice SelbieSociety & Culture
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Holy F*cking Comments episodes

  • Holy F*cking Comments: Try Reading The Bible, Numbnuts!

    Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, 

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

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    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion
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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Grab Janice's Book: https://amzn.to/3BVYA5E

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    31 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: Good Luck, You're Going to Need It

    Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, 

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom
    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/godlessmom2
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social
    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Grab Janice's Book: https://amzn.to/3BVYA5E

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    35 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: Good, Honest, Trustworthy & Well-Adjusted Canadians

    Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, 

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    My Pope Francis Article: https://www.godlessmom.com/post/here-s-why-i-don-t-give-a-sh-t-how-many-sweet-nothings-pope-francis-has-for-atheists

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom
    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/godlessmom2
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social
    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Grab Janice's Book: https://amzn.to/3BVYA5E

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    28 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: Baby Jesus in a Racecar

    Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, 

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    Janice's Margaret Atwood Interview: 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjXMGTbd0DU&t=1s

    Leaving Jesus Documentary that Janice was featured in: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20446358/

    Birds aren't real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren%27t_Real

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom

    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/godlessmom2

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social

    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion

    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Grab Janice's Book: https://amzn.to/3BVYA5E

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    35 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: No Jobs in Heaven

    Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored video version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, 

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    Janice's Margaret Atwood Interview: 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjXMGTbd0DU&t=1s

    Leaving Jesus Documentary that Janice was featured in: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20446358/

    Birds aren't real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren%27t_Real

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom

    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/godlessmom2

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social

    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion

    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Grab Janice's Book: https://amzn.to/3BVYA5E

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    25 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: Natural Supper

    Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read,

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    My Vaccine deep-dive: https://www.godlessmom.com/post/there-are-zero-valid-arguments-for-not-getting-vaccinated-against-covid-19 

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom

    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/godlessmom2

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social

    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion

    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Grab Janice's Book: https://amzn.to/3BVYA5E

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    29 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: Get A Grip, Buddy

    Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, 

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    What in heck is a bullet journal? 

    https://youtu.be/jkZEEQG6IVE?si=nHbPmSTmsc6-BJjc

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom

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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social

    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion

    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    32 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: A Very Atheist Christmas

    Enjoy our Holy F*cking Comments Christmas special. You get one extra comment in this episode to celibrate the holidays. Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. 

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, 

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best. 

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today! 

    The War on Christmas T-Shirt: https://www.godlessmom.com/product-page/war-on-christmas-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt-for-atheists

    My website: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@godless_mom
    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/godlessmom2
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social
    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    37 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: The Power of Myth

    A much longer video version of this episode is available for Patrons: http://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the misogynist and hateful comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet.

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read,

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best.

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today!

    Mentioned in the podcast: 

    Joseph Campbell - Hero With A Thousand Faces: https://amzn.to/3BIwgn7
    Joseph Campbell - The Power of Myth: https://amzn.to/3P0ol7G

    Get funny tees: http://www.godlessmom.com

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    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT
    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie
    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Buy Janice's book, Divorcing Religion: A Memoir and Survival Handbook: https://amzn.to/4glNp4P

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    34 min
  • Holy F*cking Comments: The Lake of Fire

    Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the misogynist and hateful comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet.

    This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read,

    "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"

    Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best.

    Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today!

    Be sure to subscribe on Patreon to see extra comments reviewed by us that you won't see in the podcast. Posted every week!  http://www.patreon.com/godlessmom

    Get funny tees: http://www.godlessmom.com

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Godlessmom

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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@godless_mom

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/godlessmom.bsky.social

    IG: http://www.instagram.com/godless_mom

    Follow Janice: 

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComeToCORT

    Threads: https://www.threads.net/@divorcingreligion

    IG: https://www.instagram.com/divorcingreligion/

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DivorcingReligion

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janiceselbie

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/janiceselbie.bsky.social

    Check out her website: https://www.divorcing-religion.com/

    Buy Janice's book, Divorcing Religion: A Memoir and Survival Handbook: https://amzn.to/4glNp4P

    And grab your tickets to the Shameless Sexuality Conference: https://www.shamelesssexuality.org/

    26 min

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Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments…