Holy Money

Jasper and Alex reconvene to talk transhumanism, fuckbots and incels in exile. Also you KNOW they had to cover the latest Australian COVID spikes and the sinking of the Lady Ghislaine. Finally, they implore you to liberate yourself and take the Uncle Pill, 'cause it's all fucken money at the end of the day.

Jasper and Alex join forces with James and Alex (I know, right) of As A White Man podcast to take down the ABC's pathetic warning against starting podcasts. In the mix we talk lunch, why Fitzy should be unemployed, Chris Lilley (again), the dire state of education and which nuts are the best nuts.

Jasper and Alex return post-birthday, haircut and skin cancer to talk Black Lives Matter, the remoras trying to defang the protests of their righteous anger, Chris Lilley and Italian excellence. Plus, an earnest proposal to build a Tony Soprano statue in Leichhardt.

Jasper and Alex reconvene in the flesh to talk 5G conspiracies, theoretical sci-fi stories about pedophiles, protectionism in Australia, digital currency and the blackface (or not?) shenanigans of YouTube personality Nuka Zeus.

Jasper and Alex bring on consummate David Duchovny expert Timothy Snape to discuss David Duchovny's directorial debut, House of D (2004). This film has it all: Robin Williams, Erykah Badu, Anton Yelchin, huge dicks, toilet cigarettes, pain, death, France and baseball. Is it worth your time? Find out by listening, jackass.

Jasper and Alex, fresh from scrubbing the internet of the infamous [REDACTED] episode, delve into the merits of Labor's "leadership," whether Spiderbait is still good, why Mayor Pete is turning into the Crypt Keeper, Gavin McInnes and the kinds of sexy fun apps you can download instead of a government surveillance device.   

Jasper and Alex talk NSW's new draconian laws, a world of penis and how the A-list is handling the lockdown. (Hint: it involves Madonna and fried fish.) Will we survive this meltdown? Probably not, but we're gonna keep on the air post-now with non-coronavirus content as well. Ciao!

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Laurence Rosier Staines joins the Holy Money himbo squad to talk about the impact of COVID-19 on the Caldera festival and the arts in general. How will governments respond? Will any of us have jobs in 6 months? Are we all gonna die? Thankfully, Gal Gadot, Mark Ruffalo and Mel Gibson are here to lift our shattered spirits.

Meow-Ludo Meow-Meow returns to Holy Money to discuss COVID-19, why people need to confront the data and what you can do if you're stuck at home for an extended period of time. Jasper absolutely does not envision the grand project of Ultimate Grand Supreme Xi Jinping, and Alex considers Wanking Simulator.

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Holy Money is BACK. Jasper and Alex, individually isolated and recording between precariously stacked jars of urine, discuss the COVID-19 pandemic, how the neoliberal world order is failing us all in a time of upheaval and what we all need to do to weather this crisis. Also RIP MSN Messenger, feeling cuter and sadder than ever :(