Degens Andy S and Brandon Bombay are celebrating the Xxxmas season by ordering plain cheese pizzas and watching the Christmas classic, 'Home Alone.' Andy gets us into the festive spirit by recalling the time he and friends were sledding inside a house, and caused more destruction than Kevin McCallister setting boobie traps. 

Then the fellas talk about this holiday staple that features a child star-making performance from Macaulay Culkin, but is bolstered by incredible performances from jerks Joe Pesci (the same year as 'Goodfellas'), Daniel Stern, and 'After Hours' stars John Heard and Catherine O'Hara. The guys discuss the true sickening reasons behind Harry and Marv being so motivated to capture the helpless 8-year-old. Plus, they wonder if Kevin had any friends, and how hilarious it is to see his transformation in only a matter of days with his family gone. The mayhem in the movie may take longer to get to than you remember, but the mayhem in our episode starts straight from the beginning, ya filthy animals.