In our 71st episode, we sit back on Mall Santa's drunken and pcp addicted lap and listen to the tale of how a little genderless special needs boy (Macaulay Culkin) believes he committed a Christmas miracle by wishing his emotionally abusive family away. We follow the little impertinent prick especially to his sorry excuse for a mother on his adventures alone where he encounters his pervy and possibly murderous neighbor, he learns how to be a man or possibly a woman but he hasn't decided on that yet, how to survive in an upper middle class suburb 3 story 5 bedroom house with money, food, electricity, and multiple working bathrooms how hard must that have been? We also try to give you some insight about parenting in a time period we didn't live in nor do we have kids. Still we know what it's like. Why the dad gave a certain family serial killer vibe and may have paid a pair of Jewish(Daniel Stern) and Italian(Joe Pesci) robbers to get rid of his problem he called a son. All this and many intently awkward inappropriate adventures as we break down Home Alone. Go back and listen to our previous episodes including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other "great" movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about the Home Alone or if you have child abandonment story of your own that could me made into a morbid child's comedy

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