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Could this be? The infamous return of the OOO idiots have come to fruition . In typical fashion, we are talking about a movie that’s been out for months. However, it is the Avengers and we had to come back where we left off. Our Pregame to our Avengers Endgame episode where we talk about the mysterious life of shirley temple and how the Avengers and Story of Thanos is a metaphor of Russo Brothers Italian homelife. What would the academy perspective of how good Avengers is if Steven Spielberg directed it and how many made up categories the academy would give him for it. How Everybody Loves Raymond and Marvel all intertwine. The scary outlook of a movie franchise where the hero creates all their own villains is lost. Oh wait, Spiderman Far From Home still has a chance to prove that theory wrong. Exclusive: Robert Downey Jr. stops by on the show to speak on his troubled past and Chris Evans announces on the show he will return as Captain America in 2045 when Disney decides to reboot the whole marvel franchise. Lots of spoilers and celebrity defamation as promised. We’re back.

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Join us in part 2 of our 74th episode as we explore the lives or deaths of some freshly infinity gauntlet fisted heroes in Avengers: Infinity Wars. We give a detailed look at how Tony Stark(Robert Downy Jr.) comes up with new beard patterns using advanced algorithms and how to profit from damage control of his premonition of Thanos played by the tombstone mustache  Josh Brolin fisting half the world and abducting everyone’s daughter in the process .Although we don’t know how people have kids in the MCU when it seems the heroes that like each other are either not sure of having sex each other or physically can’t have sex with each other. Whether it’s because they have a giant hulk member, your a living AI, saving your virginity, or you just have low T. We can assume other than Stan Lee, no other old man in Marvel is getting much action in the MCU. As pepper annoys the crap out of him and he’s telling her that he added nanno technology to his pathetic sperm and he still doesn’t want to have a kid with her, it merely grosses him out in his dreams turning them to nightmares at the though of her pregnant. We also tap in to his weird relationship with spider-man as a giant sub plot to plow his Aunt. Speaking of Spider-Man (Tom Holland), he once again gets pulled away from his Filipino high school to deal with some Russo Brothers marinara swirling italian greasy shaky cam in his route to becoming an avenchi de italiano. Meanwhile Bruce Banner(Mark Ruffalo) has the type of Hulk constipation that only Wong’s type of food can release. Once again Dr. Strange(Benedict Cumberbatch) has his dong on Wong’s wong and just like the bored and boring hologramic sorcerer magicians they are , their argument is over who can be more petty over money. Black Panther(Chadwick Boseman) uses the nanite technology to show his junk off to the other hero’s while still looking like a grown man in a cat suit. Captain America(Chris Evans) is still the greatest man alive, and makes us all proud to be Americans. All this and more slightly sexual unnecessary overtones are used to try and defeat the creepy uncle Thanos and stop infinity glove from fisting each and every one of them to paper machete. Can you turn a dwarf into a giant dwarf and he’ll still be equally handicapped? Turns out you can. Thor is trying to piece his life together after he realizes his white trash father consisting of an oppressive father, forgetful mother, genderless brother (Loki), and heroine selling black british friend are dead. Quill is realizing he is a still a fat white man with no self-esteem no matter how many home gym systems and ket diets he uses. Oh yeah and guardians of the galaxy are in it.  All this and more in our ridiculously detailed breakdown. Go back and listen to our Part 1 episode which includes our conclusion to the XXXtentacion legacy, as well as our breakdown of Black Panther(Ep.73). Our completed series Macaulay Culkin Home Alone (Ep. 71 and 72). Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68,73). Hit us up on facebook and twitter with how you feel about Avengers: Infinity Wars or if Stan Lee also personally convinced you that you would still be interested in Marvel 19 movies later.  

 In our 74th episode we start off by admiring Bill Gates profit pirating of turning poo into water and making a return on it. Look at Shark Tank for our pitch on why you should own our podcast for free. Our Jersey Shore rant and their meaningful impact on what it was to be an early 2000's Italian in New Jersey. We converse politely about Pauly D being richer than all of his more famous than wealthy miserable roommates with kids we were wishing weren’t true. Mike the Situation is going to have GTL, T-Shirt time, grenade dodge, and snort painkillers in minimum security prison for evading his taxes in true 1920’s Italian form on his sexually aggressive jersey shore apps. We also discuss their cartoonish lives and what cartoon or fantasy character they resemble. You’d think a meth lab blew up a trailer park with our hot takes on these new trailers. 1. Solo: A Star Wars Story where it seems young solo is the best dressed homeless  man meandering around scumbaggery hoping to get paid to drive and fly in flying cars reminding us why have an Harrison Ford’s alcoholic presence is necessary . What an asshole. Childish Gamibino is in a glittered cat suit showing he is a quadruple threat of fruitiness. 2. Jewrassic World: Fallen Kingdom pretty much writes itself with Jeff Goldblum lecturing us about evolution 25 years after his disappearance and his equation to life. Steven Spielberg shoots some evolution on the camera lense everytime he creates a new dinosaur that “They” made on budget to keep the plot line of CGI destroying CGI. Raptors are now smart enough to scam credit cards and configure alarm codes to get in houses. 3. Deadpool 2 where trump supporter cable travels back in time to stop a latino from taking his job. 4. Venom where Tom Hardy continuously shows us he can do and say absolutely nothing and get praised for it. When he opens his mouth to say words it sounds like a bostonian italian baby with too big of a vocabulary. Some living flex seal attaches to Tom Hardy’s nothingness and make an interesting Trailer. 5. Avengers: Infinity War Thanos played by Josh Brolin is out to fist everyone in the marvel universe and change the landscape of Stan Lee’s mid-life dementia. Loki accepts the fisting with open arms, but cap will only be fisted by his beloved bucky. All that and more and maybe we are the first podcast to ever promise something in the show and not do it. Whats not to like?  Listen to our last episode on Black Panther(Ep.73) and to our previous series on Home Alone(Ep. 71) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Ep. 72)  and listen to our other recent releases including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up on facebook and twitter with how you feel or if you have a family member that is nothing more then a drunk guido who lives with his mom. Thor Ironman Hulk Doctor Strange Black Panther Robert Downey Jr Chris Hemsworth Russo Brothers Italian Ryan Reynolds TJ Miller Keyword Marvel X-Men Spider-Man Keyword Click Bait

 In our 73rd episode, we go to an rich African country that closed off its boarders and lived in a bubble to keep the poorness out. They will threaten your life if you speak of their presence, athletic cat, and spaceships as they keep their mining secret from the colonizers at all costs. Baba’s normal eye and wandering eye were looking in the past and future but never in the present, causing him to kill his own brother and lie about it to protect the lazy eyed lean addict ( Forest Whitaker) in the too short and tim hardaway influenced oakland and abandon his hyphy nephew who surprisingly becomes an extremely educated and tactically trained played by the go to actor to play a guy from oakland (Michael B. Jordan). He gets the mumps and measles as a means of spreading his liberating revenge against his oppressors. Meanwhile, after Baba’s death that now seemingly isn’t that sad considering he killed his brother abandoned his nephew and never gave aid to foreign aid to neighboring countries. Not to mention, their mock poor africa to let everyone know they are not a threat.  In doing so he set forth a chain of events that would lead to his british son(Chadwick Boseman) to gain a lean addiction and lose the throne to an oakland foreigner. Because the most advanced country in the world decides a king in a traditional and never ending shitfest of ritual combat in a one on one fight with primitive weapons and him drinking methadone to lose his powers.  Wow being a super-powered cat with a vibranium suit and the king of the richest and advanced country in the world is hard isn’t it? It is when Stan Lee is sadly still alive and two hobbits along with fruitvale creed are annoying the shit out of you. Or just the fact your dad is a ROYAL asshole. Anyone out with a 16 year old sister they hate? She can be a science genius and best weapon engineer in the world, so give her a chance. All this and an intense analysis in human-hobbit race relationship, the idiocy of relying on tradition, our true hate of kendrick lamar, tekashi69 is the possible bugs bunny of rap, and reasons why you should never trust Andy Serkis with anything that he pulls out of his pants.  Listen to our previous series on Home Alone(Ep. 71) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Ep. 72)  and listen to our other recent releases including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up on facebook and twitter with how you feel about Back Panther or if your dad also killed his brother after he found out about his illegitimate child. 

In our 72nd episode, as we continue our Macaulay Culkin alone with older men and homeless ladies Christmas special at the end of January the right way. This year instead of Kevin McAllister wishing away his family, his family  planned a child disappearance in a near perfect way with his dad the stan of scott peterson being the mastermind and the pasty boy wonder find himself in the smug of New York fighting for his life from frolicking concierge’s putting roofies in his pizza,  a bell hop (Rob Schneider) looking for celebrity handouts, a potential predator way too in to sick children and watching them play with his toys, and secret self advice discussions with a homeless irish lady who is homeless because she is heart broken her husband left her for her facial hair and lackluster shepherd’s pie. Somehow on a billionth of a chance he meets up with the pepperoni goblin Joe Pesci and the lanky clownfooted Jew for a final showdown that should have ended in two deaths. We give you another outlook on how to be parent and you better take it seriously and how this podcast can really change your life for the worst. All this and more possible underage situations in our breakdown of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Ep. 72). Listen to our previous episode on Home Alone(Ep. 71) and go back and listen to our other recent releases including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about the Home Alone 2 or if you know of a safe place from your parents in New York that a Jewtalian cannot find us. 

In our 71st episode, we sit back on Mall Santa’s drunken and pcp addicted lap and listen to the tale of how a little genderless special needs boy (Macaulay Culkin) believes he committed a Christmas miracle by wishing his emotionally abusive family away. We follow the little impertinent prick especially to his sorry excuse for a mother on his adventures alone where he encounters his pervy and possibly murderous neighbor, he learns how to be a man or possibly a woman but he hasn’t decided on that yet, how to survive in an upper middle class suburb 3 story 5 bedroom house with money, food, electricity, and multiple working bathrooms how hard must that have been? We also try to give you some insight about parenting in a time period we didn’t live in nor do we have kids. Still we know what it’s like. Why the dad gave a certain family serial killer vibe and may have paid a pair of Jewish(Daniel Stern) and Italian(Joe Pesci) robbers to get rid of his problem he called a son. All this and many intently awkward inappropriate adventures as we break down Home Alone. Go back and listen to our previous episodes including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about the Home Alone or if you have child abandonment story of your own that could me made into a morbid child’s comedy 

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In our 70th episode we see an old cranky suddenly literate Jedi priest (Mark Hamill) send himself to exile for his special uncle relationship with Ren that Han Solo didn’t approve of. How the true Jedi ways and scripture led Luke to "dark impulsive decisions" that in turn caused his nephew to release suppressed rage and destroy his jedi brothel. Apparently, every jedi priest that gets registered as an offender hides and makes fish-lizard nuns take care of, but Luke just walks around and harasses animals to keep him nourished. Poor Rey just wants to be a jedi and forget about her crappy vagrant child hood and she gets absolutely no training except for the japanese man disney hired to teach to play fight with a round staff. All the while, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) chases down his mom General Slur (Carrie Fisher) to get back his drug money. Turns out she had all her drugs at her stash planet and she’ll live in space with no suit and fly to save her stash if Poe is near it. We also find that the dark side and Kylo’s darlside is led by a talking 11 foot tall Tapeworm (Andy Serkis) who is proud of his special manipulative relationship with Kylo and his ginger dirty British slave. Snoke will kill or make someone watch what he does to Kylo on a daily basis and it aint pretty and it definitely involves nipples thats why Rey was so grossed out. We also see Finn (John Boyega) get torn between two boyish looking girls, while he comes up with a plan on how to waddle his way out of this one. Sit back and strap in with the ambiguously skin colored token idiot to push a plot Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac), as he joins us in the suicide mission that is breaking down Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70). Go back and listen to our previous episodes including our most recent, Justice League (Ep. 69), Thor: Ragnarok (Ep. 68), and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Ep. 67). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about the Last Jedi or to tell your story of a Jedi being inappropriately touched you. 

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In our 69th episode we see an old, Low T, mopey, and still rich version of Batman played by Ben Affleck flirt with Alfred and hunts down some new friends including a homeless, christian rock singing mermaid in Aquaman played by Jason Momoa. A flamboyantly speed skating Flash played by with questionable character traits. A college black athlete with his career ruined from a car crash so his dad decided to rebuild his son/athlete to keep that scholarship in Cyborg. Wonder Woman’s (Gal Gadot) endless struggle to get over her dead summer fling of 100 years. Batman’s ED problems have led to an obsession with Superman’s endless energy and testosterone. He tries to revive Superman played by Henry Cavill to show him that his girlfriend has become a shitty journalist and while Russel Crowe was teaching him to fly and he was fighting batman, his mom was put out on the street from her forceclosure. All this in an attempt to sit down, grab a controller, grease the x button, and fight the ultimate PS2 video game villain.  All this and more along with the show THE RAP GAME and Jermaine Dupri, Shannon Sharpe and Skip Bayless, and Zach Snyder Spoilers in real life and as we break down the new release Justice League. Go back and listen to our previous episodes including our most recent, Thor: Ragnarok (Ep. 68) and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Ep. 67). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about Justice League or if you just want to talk about how powerful your mom’s box is. 

In this episode we discover how Odin played by Anthony Hopkins can contend with Chris Benoit for worst father ever as he continues his streak of “disappearing" in order for Thor played by Chris Hemsworth to think. How one Asgardian upperclass white families’ personal struggles can effect an entire nation. Especially Loki played by Tom Hiddleston who seems to still be figuring out what is blue and what isn’t on his body. Oden was still dumb enough to be dethroned by him where Loki banishes the stories real hero Heimdall played by Idris Alba who seems to have found himself with dreads and some devils lettuce to smoke, don’t worry it wasn’t the eternal flamer demon. We discuss what Marvel has become in their climaxes of outwitting their phyundefeatable opponent as Cate Blanchett showed us that good acting does not beat the madden curse of over the top generic villains. What wasn’t generic for once? Hulk as we enjoyed this 80’s video game and Marvel Cinematic Universe Gem in Thor: Ragnarok (Ep.68). Go back and listen to our previous episodes including our most recent, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Ep. 67), Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 & Ep. 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about Thor: Ragnarok or if your dad left a set of instructions into you and your brother on how you can defeat the daughter he imprisoned in his eye.  

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