He's alone in this house/he's alone in this house/you're lookin at some wet-ass bandits/got a blowtorch to the head for some wet-ass bandits/yeah they prolly should be dead, they're the wet-ass bandits/WAB WAB WAB WAB IT'S THE WET-ASS BANDITS/MACARONI NINE O CLOCK, IT'S THE WET-ASS BANDITS Our theme music is “Hey Allison!” by Jeff Rosenstock, distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 license, and available at quoteunquoterecords.com. Today’s outro music is “Carol of the Bells” as covered by Darren Kehler.