VNQL: When McGrath keeps banging into his desk and making a horrible noise on the mic. Please enjoy this episode with complimentary sounds from Jesse!

What are the perfect circumstances under which you would go Home for the Holidays, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of going home for the holidays!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Crunchwrap du Jour

• Larry the Komodo dragon

• Tight ship

• The Passover Pelican

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