Homebody has a Podcast (Since Just Now....)

This is what happens when ur bored and alone.I’m not proud of this moment but i guess posting this episode was my way of making talking to myself/self-made British character not crzy.

Energetic start to me talking about absolutely nothing.Enjoy;)

Me sharing a childhood story about accidentally/unknowingly traumatizing my dad like it’s a fun memory(love u lots dad,srry bout that time(s) I made u mentally exhausted.You’re a real trooper for that one(ssssss).

My expert podcast promotion at work......also feelin like a starved lil introvert this morning.bye,my mid-day pancakes are waiting.

Traumatized me talkin about being shooketh by the millions of half-dead cicadas tweakin out(walking dead style outside my home). Also my tough journey to get some ramen. Am STILL shaken....my fearfulness really shows through the many abuses of the word “like” as a descriptor that I happened to throw out of my mouth like crazy while re-hashing this experience. Might be stuck in my home indefinitely for another month(this gonna be an extension to quarantine life..ok!)

Me changing my podcasting style into some shakey af ASMR reading *this audio might improve next ep..a change that “might” occur depending on If this homebody is not lazy enough to not get a real *ss microphone via thee almighty Amazon ...we will see folks,stick around until then;) * The cringe reading killed every cell in my body(or at least I think it did) as I went through a summary and a chapter from what I planned to post on wattpad but toats abandoned in my handy dandy google drive....so plz enjoy leisurely listening to this epic asmr version of word vomit guys!

It’s early morning hours;so me waking up *because of the arrival of my sudden guilt/realization *...this early is an above all miracle.....also sorry that I (the freaking host of this one woman show) ..forgot that I have a podcast FOR A WEEK...I think..hmm..and....sooo...*sleepy af* ....bye! bye! jumps back into warm comfy bed and enters deep sleep cuz this recorded AT 8:40a.m*

A really important “reflection” that analyzes how this podcast is doing......and mostly me going off on discussing a few of my MANY deepest fears and discussing how cherry children’s Tylenol is the devil’s drank;)

Delving into forgotten incomplete Google drive story.........what can go wrong?(Grammar and slight stuttering,srry) .Also an Important P.S.A Announcement: 1)You cannot eat beverages(I slightly said u could; u can’t fam)....andddd 2)You must protect your fellow citizen’s cafe sandwich from theft EVEN IF the crime is being committed by handsome stoic stranger,ok;)good!

Me non-awkwardly rambling nonsense and passing it by as delish content for the very first episode of a podcast that may or may not survive past this week......yay;)