Pat returns as the King of Hypothetical Questions and Hunter searches for a go-to Fun Fact. Brought to you by this week's new sponsor "Pat's cousin Jay's Light Show Glove Boot Camp".  

Hunter recaps the greatest day of his life, Pat gets into it with Gen Z, and the guys break down acceptable Christmas decorations. Brought to you by this week's sponsor, The Bernie Sanders Sex Tape. 

Pat rips apart the Fashion Industry on behalf of the 99% and Hunter revisits an old topic with a well-thought-out update. All brought to you by a new sponsor "Buying houseplants to appear more interesting". 

Hunter apologizes for Big Whoopsie 2019, Pat relives a life changing Apple Store experience, and the guys introduce their big plan for a New World Order.

Pat debuts a slick new Tongue Twister, Hunter exposes the world to a highly guarded secret, and the guys play a rousing game of Reality Show Intros. Brought to you this week by a brand new sponsor, The First Inaugural Des Moines Paella Cook-off.

Pat attempts to nail down Hunter's personality with a cheese analogy and Hunter runs Pat through the Homeroom Fall Trends Breakdown. All brought to you by this week's sponsor NFL Friend Zone.

Pat returns as the King of Hypothetical Questions and Hunter searches for a go-to Fun Fact. Brought to you by this week's new sponsor "Pat's cousin Jay's Light Show Glove Boot Camp".

Hunter relives a recent lifechanging event, Pat ROASTS Joe Rogan and the music industry, and the guys show how easy it is to create jingles. Brought to you by this week's sponsor The Highway Orphanage for Recently Abandoned Highways.

Pat uncovers another groundbreaking conspiracy, Hunter presents an ice cold take on the Dogs vs Cats debate, and the guys compete in the first ever Homeroom After Dark Freestyle Battle. Brought to you by their newest sponsor, Abercrombie and Fitch's "Christian Youth-Group Leader" collection. 

Pat and Hunter detail their plans to raid Area 51, Hunter remembers his world-changing invention that never was, and the guys welcome their newest sponsor Time Magazine's 100 Least Influential People of 2019.