They may be armed with cow gas captured in plastic bags from Cosco. Or at least that's what Justine claims. It's more small-town thinking on your favorite hometown radio station. Everybody's friend, Carl Tilford is the genial host who will introduce you to Danny Hernandez's brother who says he's he's being held hostage by an illegal alien across the border in Mexico, until he passes the driver's license test. But wait, isn't the eye chart in Spanish?