Talk Radio host, Ai-generated, Carl Tilford answers a caller's question about how to break into radio with little interest and questionable skills. Snicker under your breath or groan in quiet despair as Carl calls on fellow KLNK radio staff member, Jim Rant, host of "The Rant", to help answer the question with a telling of his personal road to fame. Jim is a man who cultivates strife where joy once thrived. It seems Jim's route to radio was steered by the judicial system. Nose snort as Carl debuts his new feature "Dog Tales." His guest is a lion tamer and chihuahua trainer who projects respect with an undertone of fear when telling tales about these little lions of the canine world. That's enough for this time on Deep Valley Voices from KLNK 980 Ai.

They may be armed with cow gas captured in plastic bags from Cosco. Or at least that's what Justine claims. It's more small-town thinking on your favorite hometown radio station. Everybody's friend, Carl Tilford is the genial host who will introduce you to Danny Hernandez's brother who says he's he's being held hostage by an illegal alien across the border in Mexico, until he passes the driver's license test. But wait, isn't the eye chart in Spanish?

KLNK’s ‘Hot Dog’ Hank reveals the cause of death for Deep Valley High’s math teacher Angus MacGregor. It was a deadly error any mathematician might make. Radio host, Carl Tilford tells about the planned reenactment of the arm wrestle match that decided the rights to the oil that may have been under this Texas town. And in this episode we salute Deep Valley teacher Mathew Hepp who survived a minor explosion in his classroom that resulted in the revealing of something yet unseen by the then 12-year-old Carl Tilford. It’s an indelible memory that he shares on today’s episode of Deep Valley Voices.

Hometown radio means hometown sports. KLNK covers them all. Deep Valley High School athletes are learning sportsmanship the hard way. Hank talks with Coach Hiram Ratchet about a height limit that could open the sport up to more kids. But what if they never won another game? And should a referee take a free throw if they get hit by a missed shot? These are questions that may not have an answer, but Hot Dog Hank will try.

Step back in time with AI as we bring back the quirky fun of small-town radio. Tune in for honest conversations, unique stories, and a dose of old-time radio nostalgia. Radio host and native son of Deep Valley Texas takes on the slippery topic of honesty and discusses how we come to believe our own lies. He interrogates veteran Deep Valley Police officer, Seargent Bill Bendix. Who hears more lies than a cop? Officer Bill is well known in the department for capturing the notorious fugitives Bonnie and Clyde. Two award-winning Welch Corgis who high-tailed it out of town many years ago.

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Some say it changed their relationship with their pet. It became more of a partnership than an owner-pet. What if you find you and your pet differ in your politics?

Do dogs even care about politics? Do they worry about cholesterol?

Join Carl Tilford as he strives for a frank and open discussion with Dr. Claud Nestor, Deep Valley's favorite vet.

Can a high school kid pay his way through Harvard Medical School wagering on sports? He could if he could harness the power of A.I. analytics. Meet Rupert who claims to be able to predict winners and losers in high school football. Did the star quarterback just break up with his girlfriend? Does the coach tend to suffer from hangovers during division championships? Rupert gathers the data and out pops the cash.

Deep Valley Texas radio host takes his show to podcasting, bringing small-town stories to life. Meet the voice behind this local hit radio show. Small-town radio goes big time on the digital airwaves.

Some folks get emotional about their guns. Deep Valley Texas talk show host Carl Tilford comes face-to-face with the sacred life of guns. Local experts weigh in against the whole idea of addiction while we get a replay from the celebrity high priest of gun worship, Charlton Heston, who engages in his own armed histrionics.

You may have seen the story on social media. Carl Tilford questions a Deep Valley shooting gallery owner about the so-called Cap Gun Cure. Can a simple cap gun be a bridge to a cure for lives taken over by an obsession with guns? He gets a joke instead of an answer. Your favorite local radio host takes on another smoking topic on KLNK 980's Deep Valley Voices.

Gene editing is now sniffing around your pet. A Wolf Hound who repels fleas. A Beagle who can translate for narcotics officers. A companion Golden Retriever that isn't so clingy. Can genetic editing strengthen the bond with man's best friend? Host CARL TILFORD uncovers a crime syndicate that's breeding gangsta Golden Doodles.