Welcome to HTG's first episode done without masks! 

Jerome makes a much needed comeback at the start of the episode just to bless your ears with an experience to a deeper dimension of consciousness.

Tingles upon tingles! Jingle bells baby!

-- Jerome and guy

This is one of the dumbest, all over the place episodes we have allowed ourselves to partake in.

Funny asl skit in the middle of it. (Chris D'Elia vibes for sure)

Much Love

-- Plague Doctors

Welcome to the Interview, except we are not attempting to assassinate a tyrannical leader of a third-world country. However, there may be some McConaugheys and Goats involved...

We sit down for an inciteful discussion about how to see your life five years into the future. This allows someone to plan out what they desire to be, see, do, have, and share. Take away this quick framework if you ever feel lost. Much Love!

Anyways, as always, enjoy!

-- The HTG Company

Episode 25 is the deep dive into our pants.

Go ahead, try and get out...

--- Discount Ice Cube and Great Value Tom Cruise

Do you remember your first time watching Star Wars? The first time you were able to witness the galaxy that was far, far away. 

Your first experience with Obi Wan, Anakin, Yoda, and every other character that struck deep into your hearts.

Made you dream of a galactic wide world with lightsabers, space travel, and the ability to shoot lightning out of your hand.

We dive deep into some of our favorite memories from each trilogy.

Enjoy,

The HTG Company

BMWs and Escalades were present at the first Thanksgiving and we have proof of that... Also we were there to conquer Egypt as their gods... using said Escalade.

-- The HTG Company

We hear a lot about some flat sugar cookies and why they are to be avoided at all costs. Jewel Osco cookies are the GOAT. We also discuss JGill's new job in Houston! Then it is a cute lil discussion about aspects of the job and what gets us going in the business world. 

Enjoy my friends!

--- The HTG Company

Enter the one, the only... Cojo. Aka Danny's Roommate and Justus' friend. 

This podcast is filled with the dumbest possible conversations and Danny rejection story and why JGill never sleeps. We cannot express enough that you listen to this K-12 podcast because we are still potty training Connor. Please be patient with him.

Timestamps:

0:00-2:22 - Intro Song

2:25-4:00 - Welcome to the Alabama HTG Podcast

4:45-7:20 - Connor's Near-Death Pizza Story

11:30-14:20 - Connor's Background

14:30-14:50 - Connor Has the Highest Award in Apex Legends

15:15-18:00 - Danny Gets Absolutely Rejected/Destroyed by a Female

20:45-22:00 - Connor's Quits on Women

22:35-23:45 - Danny Stirs Connor's Pasta

27:50-28:25 - Confidence from Rejection

31:30-32:45 - Justus Tries to Be Cool

33:30-35:30 - Throwback to Freshman Year

36:00-36:25 - IRL Drunk Mario Kart

37:00-39:10 - How We All Met

47:00-47:25 - Connor Has a 1,000 matches on Tinder

49:30-49:40 - Aggressive Suction

50:09-Fine - Outro Song

--- The HTG Company

(We love you Connor)

-- The HTG Company

What are the best two questions for dudes and dudettes in and before any relationship? 

Why do girls dye their hair? Why do some dye their hair so many times?

Brunette to Blonde versus Blonde to Brunette? What does that even mean?

Let's talk about that fam!

Time Stamps:

00:00-3:32 - Intro Song

4:00-5:30 - Fan Girls = Dump Button

5:30-8:35 - We Love Our Fans

8:40-9:55 - Key & Peele Talk

9:55-10:01 - THE FUNNIEST PART!!!!! OMG HE SAID WHAT?!??!?!?

11:25-13:05 - Exposing Justus "awww"

15:30-17:15 - Stupid Sad Faces

18:00-34:00 - The Two Best Relationship Questions

34:30-46:00 - The Law of Dyed Hair - Why Girls Dye Their Hair.

47:14-50:32 - Outro Song

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Luh Yuh G

-- The HTG Company