Charles and Laura gently probe with manicured fingers at Laura’s new [read: raw, unedited] autofiction, titled “Horseshoe Theory, or HOOF RESTORATION VERY SATISFYING”. Listen in to the two waifs’ last-ditch effort at It-Girl-isms and self-aggrandisement before reforming themselves with some sense of humility.

They ponder the ceiling of Sydney’s degrees of separation, and inch closer to interviewing John Waters. Before that, however, they ask their listeners, what would you ask the mothers of the pod?

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