Come for the popcorn lung. Stay for the full-throttle monologue about justice, dreams, and why Joe Biden might actually be our dying-yet-adorable last hope.

This episode covers:

• Epstein's disappearing list
• Diddy's slap on the wrist
• Vaping being worse than analog smoking
• Your boss (the government) being bad at their job (and why you're actually their boss)

And somehow ends with a hopeful love story and a speech that might make you cry.

Welcome back to The Short News Podcast.