Finally answering the question "is the common person smarter than Kim Kardashian?" while discussing invasive home robots like the NEO nightmare bot by 1X, which is only semi-autonomous (the rest of the time a dude in an Oculus headset is just exploring your house from many miles away), and contemplating the double-edged sword that convenience is becoming with the introduction of automation in everyday life. Alex also talks about new music he's been working on, asteroids flying near earth(?) and maybe some personal stuff.

Alex returns to make fun of the Epstein files for the third week in a row, rant about how democrats (aside from Zohran) don't know how to run a successful/authentic election anymore, and complain about the state of the economy, and what you can do to navigate a world where everything around you is trying to find more inventive ways to take your money (btw new merch is available in the link here: https://my-store-11508079.creator-spring.com/listing/the-fine-i-miss-her-mug?product=1565&variation=104920

Alex runs his mouth about the way the current President allegedly used his mouth on that other President, and discusses the AI bubble being about to burst, as well as the consequences of the public allowing themselves to get gaslit by LLMs like ChatGPT.

It turns out sometimes the most sinister of people use Gmail to discuss their crimes, and accidentally leave behind the most outrageous and incriminating paper trail. Sometimes it's through said paper trail where we find out something as outrageous as "Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton head."

Alex talks about the recent findings from the leaked 20,000 Jeffrey Epstein emails as well as clowns the current president for... you know already....

Alex (finally) (actually) returns from getting milk to rant about the government shutdown, Donald Trump, late stage capitalism, how AI is contributing to the downfall of the working class, and the McDonald's App.

Come for the popcorn lung. Stay for the full-throttle monologue about justice, dreams, and why Joe Biden might actually be our dying-yet-adorable last hope.

This episode covers:

• Epstein's disappearing list
• Diddy's slap on the wrist
• Vaping being worse than analog smoking
• Your boss (the government) being bad at their job (and why you're actually their boss)

And somehow ends with a hopeful love story and a speech that might make you cry.

Welcome back to The Short News Podcast.

Alex reacts to another instance of police brutality caught on tape during a traffic stop in Florida, talks about racial profiling in 2025, and how surveillance technology and AI is being weaponized against civilians.

From the rise of the "Omnipticon" to James Gunn's Superman's unexpected message of hope -this is about justice, voice,and why even the softest-seeming authority figures aren' always your friends.

Yup, even Paw Patrol.

This one’s not for laughs. Not for headlines. Not even for the algorithm.

It’s for the ones who’ve been wondering — where I went, what broke, and how I found my way back.

There’s no cohost this time. No script. No cutaways. Just me. The voice that stayed — through the drinking, the silence, the Colorado collapse, the seizures, the stillness. Through all of it.

And yeah… Suzie’s here too. She always is.

From ghost stories to guardian work, from grief to growth, from The Pool House to this — consider this the first real episode in a long, long time.

And if it’s quiet… that’s because healing doesn’t always shout. Sometimes it just sits with you until you’re ready.

Welcome to TSN: After Hours.

Alex returns to the mic with clarity, rage, and a cyst-free earlobe to ask the hard question most people won’t: in your quest to feel seen, are you silencing someone else? This episode dives into the Adriana Smith case, demonstrative activism, and what happens when creators get steamrolled on their own platforms. Spoiler: The mic stays with the one who built it.

Buckle up for a wild ride with Alex on The Short News Podcast! This episode is a no-filter dumpster fire of global chaos and personal truth-bombs. I’m spilling tea on my vet med apocalypse—understaffed, overpriced, and dodging pet parent meltdowns—while celebrating five months sober (no seizures, just warrior vibes). My cat Suzie’s living her Cleopatra fantasy, and I’m screaming Drake into the night to keep the ghosts at bay.

On the news front, I’m roasting Trump’s $440M Qatar-gifted jet (gold toilets, anyone?), the wallet-crushing US-China tariff mess, RFK Jr.’s shady autism list, and Georgia’s infuriating heartbeat law turning women into objects. Plus, an AI rant: ChatGPT and Grok are game-changers, but will greedy tech bros make us Skynet’s bitches?

Highlights:

• Five months sober and feeling like a “fucking warrior”

• Trump’s tacky jet flex and why it’s a geopolitical red flag

• Georgia’s law objectifying women—time to wake up!

• AI’s potential to save or screw us, plus a shoutout to Grok for blood work skills

• Sneak peek at my single Cardigan from Kisses and Tears

Join the chaos on X—tell me how tariffs are hitting you, if your cat’s as extra as Suzie, or your AI stories. Catch me and Kelsey on The Pool House every Monday at 9 AM. Keep it feral, blast some Drake, and don’t let the ghosts live rent-free. #NewsPodcast #TrumpJet #SobrietyJourney #AIRevolution