Llary and Sav are joined by their friend Corbin. They reminisce on Sav's first tattoo and the way that bonded them. (Look up @er.ink.a if you are in London and want an amazing tattoo.) Corbin shares a recent celebrity encounter. The three talk about weird turn ons - things that may not be attractive to the general public, but which they each individually really appreciate.

This week Sav and Llary are joined by their friend Kylie! Sav and Kylie talk about a Hinge encounter that turned out to be a mutual connection. The three girls discuss the irresistible allure of meet cutes in real life.

Sav and Hillary break down a couple of their own character flaws when it comes to their history with past relationships. They consider some of their favorite fictional couples and some of the flaws that may be present in those relationships.

Thank you guys so much for being here! In this first episode, Sav and Hillary introduce themselves and give a little bit of backstory to their friendship. They recap a speed dating event they attended and discuss their hopes for the podcast.

Welcome to Hope He's Not Listening! We're Sav and Hillary - two girls in our 30s trying to navigate dating. Things have not necessarily been going well, so we're going to talk about it with each other and with some of our friends here.