Hopeless Not Truthless

Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Vanderpump Rules

Season 11, Episode 9

Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang

&

The Valley

Season 1, Episode 2

Tit For Tat

Vanderpump Rules:

Schwartz makes a startling revelation to Lala about a past hookup that sends Katie spiraling; James hosts a DJ night at Hotel Ziggy; Ariana and Katie encounter new issues in opening their sandwich shop; Brock drops a bombshell about a recent liaison.

The Valley:

Nia is angry about Jax pantsing her husband in front of the group; Jesse finds himself in hot water with Kristen and Luke over an inappropriate action; Jax's guy's night comes crashing down when he invites a surprise visitor who blindsides Luke.

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Love, Narelle & Sarah

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Today we are recapping: 

 

Summer House

Season 8, Episode 5

The Camptons

 Summer House  

Lindsay returned after her long adventure away; Carl confides in his mom about some of the tension between him and Lindsay; Danielle plans a camping night for the group; Carl apologizes to Lindsay again; Ciara reminds Carl about the path he is choosing by marrying Lindsay; Jesse and Weat get some pedicures and talk Ciara and Paige; Craig Conover arrives to the Summer House and we love to see it; Paige won’t let Craig pay any of her rent; Kyle and Craig chat and Kyle is worried about Craig’s and Paige longevity; Lindsay reveals that her and Carl don’t have sex very often; Carl avoids the Friday Night Fight by staying home. 

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Love, Narelle & Sarah

Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Vanderpump Rules

Season 11, Episode 8

Peaks and Valleys

Katie and Lala makeup after their fight the night before; Sandoval throws a pool party where Schwartz dips out because there’s weird vibes and we are forced to watch Sandy attempt to flirt (ick!); Anne picks up after Tom and his partygoers while Ariana and Scheana have a bit of a heart to heart about how Scheana is feeling about Ari getting Dancing With the Stars…(sigh…we know); Schwartz goes on a romantic NON-date with Jo; there’s a group party and much to everyone’s surprise, Ariana and Katie show up; Scheana tries to tell Tom how to be a better person which he refuses to do; Sandoval apologizes to Katie, but doesn’t mean it; Sandoval cries over Rachael but Schwartz doesn’t even care; Jax shows up at boys night. 

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Love, Narelle & Sarah

Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Summer House

Season 8, Episode 4

Runaway Bride

 Summer House  

Carl opens up to Kyle about Lindsay’s reaction to his idea about a sober sports bar and how he feels she isn’t listening to what is important to him; West and Ciara go on a date and they smooch; they all go to a group dinner where Lindsay makes the cringiest toast; the ladies warn Jesse to not hit on Paige anymore; Carl and Lindsay Fight 2.0 - according to Carl, Lindsay accused him of being “on something” for the second weekend in a row; Lindsay confides in Amanda that Carl is Jekyll and Hyde and only she sees it; Jesse tells Carl that he knew what he signed up for; Lindsay tells Amanda she is pissed at Carl for questioning how many drinks she has; Carl tries to talk to Lindsay but it does not go well; Lindsay tries to get Kyle to see her dude, but he doesn’t, and it appears no one else in the house does either; back at the house, Carl apologizes, but Lindsay takes off from the house and almost gets stuck in the gate. 

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Love, Narelle & Sarah

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Today we are recapping: 

 

RHOBH

S13 E20

Reunion Part 3

  

Between insults, Kyle and Sutton patch things up and hug it out; Kathy Hilton arrives on the scene is is there to support Kyle; Sutton has a medical emergency that some people find a little suspicious; Kathy explains the history between Mau and Rick and the tension that developed over the agency; Kyle is asked about her marriage and QUITE LITERALLY tells us nothing new and also tells us fans it is none of our f*cking business as to why they have separated; the other ladies tell Kyle that they felt like she and Morgan were together romantically; Kyle says she was curious about Morgan, but only loves her as a friend, but still isn’t sure whether or not she has feelings for her. (YEAH. WE KNOW!) 

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Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Vanderpump Rules

Season 11, Episode 7

Written in the Stars

Scheana and LVP talk about how selfish Ariana is being; Lala talks to Ariana about how she thinks she should publicly defend Scheana in regards to the PageSix article; Ariana tells Lala she’s not asking people to fight Sandoval, but she has boundaries that she’s sticking to; Katie, Scheana, Lala and Kristina Kelly meet for dinner where Scheana expresses she feels Sandoval has real remorse over their friendship ending, while Katie gets emotional about how Tom played an integral part in destroying her and Schwartz’s relationship; Sandoval and LVP eat ice cream and to talk about how Rachael is over Sandoval; Lisa visits Lala at her store where Lala tells her she is looking for a sperm donor; we meet Jo and she is a big fan of Sandoval; Tom Schwartz leads Jo on; the boys eat meat while Ally reads the ladies’ birth charts; Lala expresses her dismay in Ariana for cutting people off if they hang with Tom; Katie defends Ariana and her and Lala go at it. 

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Love, Narelle & Sarah

Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Summer House

Season 8, Episode 3

Elephant in the Beach

And

RHOM

S06 E20

Reunion Part 3

 Summer House  

Lindsay is using Danielle as her soundboard to vent about Carl; Lindsay denies ever thinking Carl was not sober (wtf!); Kyle tells Carl that Lindsay’s behaviour is unacceptable; Jesse Solomon crosses a line with Paige; Lindsay and Carl chat on the beach, where Carl is forced to fall on the sword, while Lindsay doesn’t apologize, but they patch things up; Ciara asks Carl if he thinks his relationship with Lindsay is sustainable; Lindsay tells Paige it was Danielle who went to Page Six telling them Craig got kicked out of Amanda and Kyle’s wedding; Lindsay is turned off by Carl’s lack of drive and even more so about his latest career plan of opening a sober sports bar, Ciera and West go on a date. 

Real Housewives of Miami 

Guerdy and Larsa compete for who is the fakest (Larsa wins!); Guerdy appreciates Larsa’s apology but wants to table the conversation; Kiki tells us about her family history; Larsa is pissed Alexia made fun of her tequila brand; Lisa regrets feeding the dogs in Mexico, but she had one of the worst days of her life, so she thinks everyone should let it go; Andy tells Lisa she uses micro aggressions against Kiki; Lisa doesn’t really understand what she did wrong and doesn’t take any ownership; Larsa doesn’t understand Julia and Martina’s relationship; Julia surprises everyone with a beautiful operatic performance; Marcus Jordan gives us the ick. 

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Love, Narelle & Sarah

Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Real Housewives of Miami (RHOM)

Season 6, Episode 17

Reunion Part 2

 

“Don’t call me a liar!” “I didn’t call you a liar!” “I’m not a liar, don’t call me a liar!” “You called me a liar!” - Ay por favor! Larsa and Alexia are still fighting about lying and the Ruuuumours and Nastiness. 

Lisa tells us Lenny has made things even worse for her since filming wrapped, and fighting her over trees and cutlery; Guerdy confronts Lisa about her absolute shite behaviour and Lisa screams in retaliation; Adrianna repeatedly (and shriilly) screams over Marysol and Andy disciplines her; Nicole is kind of busted lying about Ana and Alexia will not let us forget it; Julia and Lisa resolve their issues over a nasty comment Lisa made to Julia, because Julia apologized to her; Guerdy tells us about her journey fighting cancer; Larsa still “didn’t know” and will absolutely not admit she’s wrong. About anything. Ever

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Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Vanderpump Rules (VPR)

Season 11, Episode 6

Saw It On The Graham

 VPR 

Scheana is very conflicted about her relationship with Sandoval, while “trying” to be loyal to Ariana; Ariana tells us about her new cocktail book; Scheana and Sandy are forced to connect through Tom’s meditation session; Brock tells Sandoval to his face that he isn’t taking any ownership, during a heated gondola ride; Page Six publishes a group photo with Scheana standing next to Tom and she starts to spiral; Scheana FaceTimes Ariana and Katie from a group boat trip and tells Ariana she is having a hard time not being Tom’s friend; Lala erupts on Sandoval and says all of the things we have wanted to say to him for the last year; Scheana and Lala want Ariana to support them more.

And 

Summer House

Season 8, Episode 2

House of Cards

Summer House

Jesse Solomon and Danielle are giving Sarah the ick, but West has us both melting! Meanwhile, we watch Amanda and Kyle fight and bicker; Lindsey and Carl arrive at the house, and when we say it felt like an ominous thundercloud was looming overhead, we mean it; Lindsey and Carl have a disagreement off camera and Lindsey tells Gabby she thinks Carl’s mean behavior is because “Cocaine Carl” is back; Carl does his best to avoid Lindsey, but she won’t let it go. 

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Love, Narelle & Sarah

Hello Truthful Listeners! Welcome back! Your Canadian girlies are here with full recaps of our fave Bravo Shows! 

 

Today we are recapping: 

 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH)

Season 6, Episode 19

Reunion Part 2

 

Garcelle is all up in Dorit’s businesses this reunion and she feels very inclined to call her out whenever she gets the chance! 

Kyle insists she never said Sutton had a drinking problem (lies!), and deflects by accusing Sutton of being too private on the show; Dorit talks about her marital issues with PK; Garcelle tells Dorit she feels there are some very odd occurrences when it comes to the robbery and she has questions; Erika tells us she met with the victims, not because she wanted to, but because she was advised to; Sutton thinks Kyle has been “relentlessly mean to her”; Kathy Hilton tells us more about Kyle and Mauricio’s divorce backstage in glam, than Kyle has all season. 

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