Josh is joined by guest host Steven to discuss expectations for the upcoming season now that fall practice has finally kicked off in Austin. Do positive feelings abound for the FSS boys? Or does cynicism continue to rule their offseason?

Josh and Noah finally share their thoughts about this offseason, even if this one comes very late! Tasked with their own personal Hot Ones episode, the boys discuss LHN's broadcast of the spring game, the new coaching staff hires, and Quinn Ewers! This was recorded well before Arch Manning's commitment, so no takes on that... Yet...

4th and 5 is back to discuss the commitment of #1 2023 and football royalty, Arch Manning, to Texas. How big is this in the world of football? How was Texas able to pull this off after 5-7? What exactly does it mean for the trajectory of this recruiting class and the program? LETS GOOOOOO

4th and 5 does their best to overanalyze the 50 or so plays fans were able to see of the Spring Game. What was impressive and what needs a lot of work? Texas has some glaring holes, and with the miss on Ochaun Mathis, who do they rely on to fill them?

Pretend We're Football breaks down Texas first tourney win in 8 years(!!!) and then asks the question is that one win enough to call the season a success?

You can Pretend We're Basketball because it's MARCH MADNESS!

Pretend We're Football reminisces about the best games and players to step foot in the Frank Erwin Center after they review the wins over TCU and WVU and the collapse vs Baylor.

Pretend We're Football pretends we're Chris Beard and asks the question, what lessons would we take from the loss vs Tech and how would we approach Baylor, Kansas, and the tournaments in March.

Pretend We're Football takes a look at the Baylor loss and OU sweep in the lense of how it affects the standing position in the Big 12 and how Texas can avoid losing to more athletic teams like Baylor in March.

Pretend We're Football basks in the glory a bit of the dramatic win over Kansas before breaking it down in a more calculated manner. Is what happened in that game replicable? Is the past few ranked home wins replicable on the road vs Baylor and OU? Should Texas get out on the run more on offense? (yes)