The Pretend We're Football crew dives in the atrocity that was the offense vs Michigan. What happened, who's to blame, and what even is the offense that Texas runs. All that and Christmas gifts on this week's episode of Pretend We're Football.

The guys get into the aftermath of the Tech debacle which includes where and who Texas is playing in their bowl game as well as players deciding to leave the program for the lure of the Sunday League. They also get into the spinning of the coaching centrifuge which allowed Aggy to harpoon their big Fish(er).

The Pretend We're Football crew gets into the VCU game talking about how the 8 minute skid compares to the rest of the game. They also breakdown the Michigan match up, the future of the player rotation, and talk about how crazy the Mo Bamba dunk was... Like... Really crazy.

They also get into some pretty crazy conversations to start off the show.

4th and 5 takes a look at both sides of the upcoming bowl game vs Mizzou, the attrition of Texas' 5 best players to the NFL, and Jimbo Fisher heading to A&M.

What are the realistic positive and realistic negatives to each of these stories.

The Pretend We're Football crew break down Texas' performance in the PK80 giving you all the different points of view and hot taeks on their trip to Oregon.

Join 4th and 5 as they yelling into the void of nothingness about the absolutely atrocious loss Texas gave away on Black Friday to the Red Raiders. Who is at fault for the offensive tragedies and what does Texas have to look forward to.

Then they get into the attrition outlook and give the rundown on who is leaving.

Pretend We're Football give their first impressions of the Longhorns first 3 games of the season. Where has Texas improved and what needs to be better. Then they go over the PK80 and try to prepare you for what could happen and what you should expect.

4th and 5 breaks down all the huge plays in the West Virginia game as the Longhorns pull out a victory in Morgantown. What were the reason behind the win and should Texas fans feel comfortable yet?

Well to answer that question we brought on Jeramey Gillilan of Viva The Matadors to break down the game this Friday vs Texas Tech. How does Texas stop the powerful Red Raider offense and get past the newly rejuvenated defense?

The mood is definitely more joyous in this episode as the fellas bask in the glow of a hard-fought, well-earned road win over the Moonshiners, err....Mountaineers, which makes the Longhorns bowl eligible for the 1st time since 2014. After the game breakdown, they talk about possible bowl destinations and a new open horse on the coaching carousel.

4th and 5 invites on WVU247's Mike Casazza to introduce us to the the West Virginia Mountaineers. The guys cover what to expect out of the Mountaineers on offense, how Texas could slow down the WVU offense, and what's so special about moonshine.