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HornsCast episodes

  • Pretend We're Football: [2017-02-28] Bye Tevin Mack. Hello Baylor.
    You won't want to miss this one. Tim rants about Baylor for a good 10 minutes.
    Your loveable (?) basketball goofs are back to talk some more Texas basketball. Will Baizer, Johnny Brashear, and Tim Preston give you some details on the reason behind Tevin's departure, and now that it's official, look at the team without him next year.
    After that they go more present centric and look at what Texas needs to do to get their first win on the road and how to take it to Baylor.
    45 min
  • Pretend We're Football: [2017-02-24] What Could a Successful Shaka Smart Texas Team Look Like?
    The basketball trifecta of HornSports' Will Baizer, InsideTexas' Tim Preston, and Johnny Brashear go to the world of make believe where they imagine a future where Shaka Smart has a successful program installed at Texas. What would those teams looks like? What type of offense and defense are run? What type of players are on the team?
    They also go over the Kansas State loss and the Jarrett Allen dunk.
    1 hr 8 min
  • No Interviews Please: [2017-02-24] Junior Day Preview
    That's right! Horns247's Mike Roach and EJ Holland are coming at you with their very own Longhorn recruiting podcast! And this is the very first episode. And what better time to get this thing going than with one of the biggest Junior Days ever just a day away.
    Mike and EJ break down almost every big name recruit showing up in Austin for the Junior Days on offense and defense. What should Longhorns look for out of these guys and what should fans expect coming out of the weekend.
    Lastly get to know the guys as they tell you a bit about their backgrounds and how they got caught up in the recruiting world.
    59 min
  • Best of HornsCast: BC Unplugged - Butthole Bears
    Jason Chilton - Butthole Bears
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    Art brought in Tevin, Tevin ruined lives
    He raped a lot of women and might not have stopped at five
    Ukwuachu was watchin’ you and now he’s with the jailer
    They were all in love with rapin’, they were doing it at Baylor.
    Art won lots of games and he built a Waco cult
    While Ken sat in the Ivory Tower playing Sergeant Schultz
    They were all in love with rapin’, they were drinking from a fountain
    It’s wins and dollar bills and not the human cost they’re countin’.
    I just hate the sun sometimes, the images it shows
    Let’s blame this on alcohol and call the victims hoes
    Dear recruits, it’s hearsay and a bunch of Longhorn lies
    Ignore the press, the victims and make sure to close your eyes.
    They thought we would forget it all, they hoped we wouldn’t probe
    They thought we’d say it’s all OK once they hired Grobe
    They were all in love with rapin’ didn’t think that we’d be peekin’
    But now the house is burnin’ down once Regents started leakin’
    I just hate the sun sometimes, the images it shows
    If we pay the victims off this shit won’t get disclosed
    Prayers in the vestry and loudly spoken lies
    Pretending to be Christian makes for one damn fine disguise.
    Coaches threatened victims so the Feds won’t get the goods
    While Kendall scattered bags of cash throughout the Piney Woods
    Then there was the ever-present football player rapist
    Didn’t change that line a bit with the shame they brought to Texas.
    Art caught a bullet and then Kenny took the fall
    They should arrest the lot of them and string ‘em by their balls
    They were all in love with rapin’ but they’re in for a mountin’
    Because I hear that Title IX is comin’ round the mountain.
    I just hate the sun sometimes, the images it’s shown
    We had a shot at history but now that shot’s been blown
    We scored 34 points, but the Horns got 35
    Now we’ll never sniff the playoff in our entire fucking lives.
    4 min
  • 4th and 5: [2017-02-16] Good Bye Mike
    HornSports' Will Baizer and Mike Roach do it again one last time (for now). They tell you what lies in the future for the two of them and then get into a talk about how the improvement in media and PR in the Longhorn program is a positive sign of change for Texas.
    After that they leave by giving a wish list of the 2018 players they think Texas should nab.
    Thanks for everything Mike!
    1 hr 7 min

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