Horny OFF MAIN

This is a quick note from your HOM hosts to say we will be stepping away from weekly episodes, for a time. But this show WILL continue. Just at a different pace. We're so grateful for all the weeks we've spent together and look forward to spending more time together in the future. Thank you! https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/

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This week your HOM hosts are reunited in person to chat about how sports talk can veil vulnerability and the value of connection plus whether or not fantasy sports is a cult. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the flavour of rose while Amitai is horny for sports documentaries. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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Your horny heroes are back in the virtual blanket fort to discuss shower singing, imagined conversations, and the practice of direct communication. Also, Katie-Ellen shares their very poetic experiences as a young skimboarder. This week Katie is horny for people being horny for fall, while Amitai is horny for carnival games. Also, Amitai finally remembered how to properly record remotely, so if you've been avoiding recent episodes due to sound quality issues, it should be safe to return now! https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/

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Your HOM hosts huddle up virtually this time to discuss their recent experience briefly sharing a studio apartment and what it means to take up space in general. Also addressed is Katie’s as yet unmentioned appreciation for the Kevin Federline single popozao and undying love of O’Ryan’s thick and crunky (RIP), while Amitai waxes lyrical about packing and the nature of travel. This week Katie is horny for the Staten Island Ferry (and when Yankee fans are upset) and Amitai is horny for unspoken communication. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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Your HOM hosts are together live in New York City to see the patron saint of Horny OFF MAIN pod, Montero, aka Lil Nas X! The pair recount their experience, including resentment at being inspired. Check out the Long Live Montero Live tour if you’re able and regardless let us know how you do in your attempts to live authentically as our young hero advocates. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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Oh boi. Your HOM are separated by a continent but their bond remains strong. Stronger than the audio quality this week, which is admittedly a little sub-par, unlike the quality of the friend hang. Katie-Ellen updates Amitai on settling into a new temporary home and the pair dive into the nature of looking to the future. This week Katie is horny for the borough of Queens, NY while Amitai is horny for the sweet impulsivity of a last minute hang. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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It’s a doozy this week! Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat about the intoxication of another person’s certainty, aging, outsourcing therapy, and the two things everyone fundamentally wants. Plus, Katie-Ellen shares a wild story about the weird and mild disfigurements of their youth. Get on board. This week Amitai is horny for the phrase (and everything that goes with it) “touch grass” while Katie is horny for the television genre of Timothy Oliphant walking purposefully in boots. https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/

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Your HOM hosts explore the bounds of optimism & “happiness” when Amitai tries to tell Katie-Ellen about “Agentic Hope” (a word Katie seemingly refuses to learn). This week Amitai is horny for remembering “meet cute” details with your fellow meet cuter (because he is the cutest!) while Katie-Ellen is horny for fresh water swimming. www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat camping as personality vs bleak reality, WNBA, a Jack Black homage and more. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for bridges while Amitai is horny for everyone’s favourite General Store, Welk’s. www.hornyoffmainpod.com.

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Things get spicy this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen reveal their unabashed bias against only children. Katie-Ellen shares a haunting overheard that launches the pair into a discussion of siblinghood and family relations and prompts Ami to share something fascinating about his Dad’s dick (finally!). This week Katie-Ellen his horny for the scent of strangers on the street while Amitai is horny for the show “Loot.” www.hornyoffmainpod.com

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