This week, our positively RIPPED quarterback Ken is hornystruck–oops, we mean lovestruck–with the glamorous and sophisticated Suzanne, and we watch him increasingly neglect his high-stakes English assignment in order to please her.

As the deadline approaches, a plagiarism plot begins to percolate. Will Ken do the right thing? More importantly, will this uncultured rube ever learn the difference between Ingrid and Ingmar Bergman? 

We consider these questions and more on this week’s episode, “Hornystruck” (Sweet Valley High, #27 Lovestruck).