Not all heroes wear capes… and some shouldn’t even bother showing up.

In this episode, Brittany and Sydni go head-to-head in the ultimate showdown of the most aggressively mediocre superheroes they could come up with. From powers that are barely useful to tragic origin stories that make absolutely no sense, these champions of meh will battle it out for ultimate supremacy.

Who will win? The hero who's shadow can tap dance? The vigilante with the ability to create dead zones—but only within 10 feet of themselves? Or will it be someone even more useless?

Tune in for a ridiculous, logic-defying, and questionably heroic episode of Hot-Mess Highpothesis where the stakes are low, the powers are bad, and the battles are gross.