Horrible Nightcasts

Our next update comes with a prepared lawsuit and incredulous trailer. Ryan gets more good Ghost news. Justin doesn’t want to see your ugly X-wings. Plus, there’s nothing more entertaining than Fail Guys.

You can put your reviews of Fall Guys away now, they are just going to get tossed away at the finish line anyway. Justin really missed Aloy. Ryan supports Dele forever. Plus, Apple has plenty more villain cards left.

From completely shunning it a week ago to not being able to stop thinking about it, how did we wind up giving Warzone a chance? Justin lives for the slow burn. Ryan could not be more mixed up about Avengers. Plus, there’s still no time for Red Dead 2.

Showcase me all of the games, Phil Spencer, please. Justin really wanted to play as Aya and only Aya. Ryan honors Ghost. Cole needs faster DMX songs. Plus, that game really looks familiar, are you sure it’s new?

Some tender words are in store for our dear Ghost. Justin gets fooled into trusting in Call of Duty. Ryan never learned his cooking lessons or his friendship lessons. Plus, Rocket Arena is more fun than expected but.

The best Far Cry game had elephants and Ubisoft has ignored them ever since. Ryan may have been wrong about the release date, but the Watch Dogs hype is strong. Justin tries breaking things without gravity. Plus, beautiful Devolver.

Will moving beyond games be the beginning or end of Discord? Justin loves Laura Bailey and you should, too. Ryan hypes Watch Dogs: Legion like never before. Plus, Trackmania doesn’t want to be awesome.

The distillation of game criticism does a disservice to long and short games alike. Justin tries to find words to describe The Last of Us Part II. Ryan is exasperated by Ubisoft. Plus, that’s some deep looking Cyberpunk.

Mixer is over before it even really got started. Justin is lost in a sea of summer game demos. Ryan has nice things to say about another EA Star Wars game. Plus, Trackmania can’t get here soon enough.

Sony sure is proud of the PS5 and we sure do want to play games on it. Ryan apologizes for loving Persona. Justin got lost and found The Witcher again. Plus, video games finally come together around powerful voices and causes.