Presenting the best of Calquape & Barley - the hosts of your favourite witty and relatable aristocratic podcast. Written by Liam Horrigan & Matthew Howell.

It's that time of year! In this very special Christmas episode we learn all about the Christmas Truce during World War 1, how good old Saint Nick can help you through the winter fuel crisis, and find out how Oliver Cromwell celebrated Christmas Day. Written by Liam Horrigan & Matthew Howell.

Music Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License -

We Wish you a Merry Christmas Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Deck The Halls (brass arrangement) (https://musopen.org/)

Joy to the World (For 2 Trumpets and 2 Trombones - Rondeau) (https://musopen.org/)

Romanian Christmas Carols, Sz. 57 (For Recorders - Papalin) (https://musopen.org/)

It's the season 1 finale! In this episode the members of SDPAG are having some difficulty with their chairs, Lord Goldandchains is not happy about his daughter going to Cambridge university and after a not so great escape, will it be the cooler again for Captain Hilts.  

In this episode the government decides to reintroduce wolves to Yorkshire, Calquape and Barley discuss financial investments and we follow the fortunes of two soldiers at Battle of Krakadoom. Written by Liam Horrigan & Matthew Howell.

In this episode it's publication day for Karl Marx, the Southend Death Penalty Advocacy Group plan their daytrip to London and Martin receives some life-changing news. Written by Liam Horrigan and Matthew Howell.

In this episode we tune into BBC Radio Death for an exclusive interview, Barley needs to polish his silver, Isaac Newton has a new theory on picking apples and a group of old school friends realise that a joke on Facebook has gone too far. Written by Liam Horrigan and Matthew Howell.

In this episode Hermione discovers Hagrid is transphobic, a medieval doctor tries a modern approach, and the UK government merges the British army with UBER. Written by Liam Horrigan and Matthew Howell.

In this episode, Lord Sir Henry Calquape sets up his own podcast, we hear from the Southend Death Penalty Advocacy Group, and two English tourists decide to holiday in the Third Reich. Written by Liam Horrigan & Matthew Howell.