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Tony and Adam deliver not one present this christmas but a double dose of christmas cheer with Silent Night, deadly Night 1 and 2.

Silent Night Deadly night 1 a film by Charles Sellier which attempts to give poor old Santa a bad name, whilst Lee Harry's, Silent Night Deadly Night 2 seems to be doing the same for acting and cohesive plot.  Sometimes these two beauties are confusing but they’re never boring. 

Slade say Its Chhhrrrriiiiisstmaaaaaaas, I prefer to say its GARBAGE DAY!!!!!! 

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Tony and Adam are delighted to be discussing Talk to Me a film directed by Danny and Michael Philippou. 

So they will talk to you like lovers do,
Walk with you, Like lovers do, Talk to me 2022/3). Also they rattle on about It Follows (2014) for some reason too!!

That's it, let’s dive straight in.

.........................Oh anyone seen Ducket?!!

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Tony and Adam discuss Halloween 4, a film directed by Dwight H. Little and of course starring the legendary Donald Pleasance, don't try and work out where the Halloween story is going next, just enjoy it for all its slasher eighties goodness.

Daft lad Michael is back and he's still obsessing about the Stroads.  Has anyone actually taken him to one side and asked him if he's okay.  Tony and Adam take a trip to Haddonfield Illinois and see if they can spot Myers in the bushes or peeking through folks windows.

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Tony and Adam are going into the wilderness.  This cautionary tale warns that if you disrespect your environment then nature will give birth to a great oath that will hunt you down and try to take you head off with a lump of wood.  Jeff Lieberman gives us Just before Dawn from 1981, a juicy little eighties slasher that just might be right up your street.  And George Kennedy talks to a horse, cmon worth the admission alone.

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Tony and Adam are delighted to be discussing Possession (81), an infamous entry onto the original video nasty list.

This movie by Andrej Zulawski, is a film like no other, the mesmerising Isabelle Adjani acts her little socks off and Samuel Neil does well to hold this experimental movie together.

By the end the boys are left wondering what it all means, but ultimately decide it must be something to do with the futility of getting shacked up with a sturgeon.

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Yippey we're off to Summer Camp! Shock ending spoiler discussed, possibly problematic? Tony and Adam are progressive, thats what “everyone” says; they support all communities. Okay?! Good.

This is Sleepaway Camp a film directed by Robert Hiltzik, who masterfully tells the tale of a young girl struggling to come to terms with her traumatic past.   A cop struggles to come to terms with the tragic loss of a moustache and a number of actors struggle to cope with their director, what does it all mean?  

Nothing, nothing at all.

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Now this is Humanoids from the Deep (1980) a film directed by Barbara Peeters and Jimmy T Murakami and produced by Roger Corman.  Yet another infamous movie to make it onto the UK’s video nasties list, ah the good old days, when people who were desperate to be offended could decide what you could or couldn't watch.

This is yet another film that highlights the animal kingdoms general poor form.  Tony and Adam take their horror journey to the depths of the ocean where they encounter mutated creatures high on chemicals and out for some action.  This isn’t a documentary, but if it was then it would paint a grim view of our future, enslaved by randy fish dudes.

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What does this say about men, everything, nothing, something? Well all of these and bugger all! But does it do it in style or not or does it? Annoyed by this description? well that’s men innit!?
Basically this is about male pregnancy and the challenges it presents. Like a modern version of Junior.
This is Men from 2022, a film by Alex Garland and this is something perculiar.
You get to see Kinear’s junk as well, which some movie buffs will be all over, like a termite on a discarded doughnut
I'm also fairly sure that they'll end up churning out a trilogy, Men 2, Men 3 maybe even Men 4, Men 5 etc.
Men men men men, manly men men men!
Men men men men, manly men men men!
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo. (Copyright that comedy show about 2 blokes and kid)

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Tony and Adam explore the Knights Templar and focus on the first entry in this horrifying movie series.  Tombs of the Blind Dead is an intriguing 1972 Spanish horror  film, directed by Amando de Ossorio. 

The  dead rise up and cause local villagers all sorts of headaches.  Watch open mouthed as they rock up n shake things down a little.  If you thought a fulci or a romero zombie moves slowly, these are not moving at all, they literally don't move and yet manage to wipe out half a town (Berzano)

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A Christmas treat for our listener, a little gem that has been dusted off and hung upon the tree, this is Christmas Evil directed by Lewis Jackson. 
And take a bow Mr Brandon Maggart, you sir are the next true Santa Clause.

So this festive period Tony and Adam take great delight in sprinkling some of their own special sparkling fairy dust on this under-appreciated chrimbo classic. It’s a present you just can’t put a price on, no it is really!! No regifting you lot!!