Horror N Heels

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  • Leprechaun - 1993
    Never mess with a Leprechaun’s gold. Yet another cautionary tale to just give the monster what they’re asking for, or better yet, don’t touch it in the first place!
    53 min
  • Coming Soon - 2021 Releases
    We honestly couldn’t bring ourselves to talk about either choices we came up with this week. Boring AF! So, we decided to talk about movies coming out this year that we’re excited about! **Spoiler Alert** We do a little spoiling for the following movies: Ready Or Not, You’re Next & Halloween Resurrection!
    1 hr 6 min
  • Doctor Sleep - 2019
    This week we follow grown up Danny Torrance, played by the VERY attractive Mr. Ewan McGregor, gotta love the eye candy! More tips on how NOT to kill us and our wishes for how we die. What do you feed people who eat souls?  Long life in exchange for a most certainly shitty death? No thank you. "
    *Next week we will be watching Gretel and Hansel, available on Prime and Hulu. 
    **Apologies for some of the bad sounds, (that was our fault during recording, not Fred's) but it's better than my ridiculous pen clicking in the last one, amiright?
    1 hr 27 min
  • My Bloody Valentine - 1981 & 2009

    Happy V-Day Weekend! Yes, we are talking about My Bloody Valentine this week, cuz we're basic like that. We are talking about both the 1981 version and the 2009 remake starring Kerr Smith and Jensen Ackles.  Neither of us had seen either movie, and we were NOT looking forward to it, but we were pleasantly surprised. This is a fun slasher for people who can appreciate a creative kill or two. Dying naked is a terrible way to go, and we learned screenwriters have no ass. 


    Check out our Instagram and YouTube Channel for some uncut scenes from the 1981 version! 

    1 hr 29 min
  • The Shining - 1980
    It's Gen's turn for a first! Another classic highly revered as one of the greatest movies, horror or not. It's winter time, it's cold, there's no one around for miles...we're actually talking about the lockdown, but that' why this movies is very timely for us to watch. 
    Honestly, the entire situation could've been avoided had Jack said "No" when he heard "Indian burial ground", nothing good ever comes from building on an ancient Indian burial ground.  This is also a good example of why one should caution parents and not just their child with the little boy in his mouth. Let's be honest, now that we've come close to experiencing this type of isolation, are we really still calling Jack a bad guy?
    All work and no play makes Elicia and Gen dull girls, so come play with us!
    1 hr 20 min
  • The Thing - 2011
    The last of our The Thing Trilogy! Elicia barely survived, but she made it! Kate Lloyd (Mary E. Winstead) is Ellen Ripley re-incarnated and she's a bad ass! Is she an underrated, overlooked Final Girl? Might be our new favorite. We discuss the flight instinct differences for certain ethnicities. 
    Lessons Learned: 
    1. Remember, it's always acceptable to "Nope" the f*%ck out of any shady situation, including a scientist with a vague mission in the middle of a frozen tundra.  
    2. Don't ever go alone with someone when you believe a killer is on the lose, whether it be human or creepazoid from outerspace. 
    3. Not brushing and flossing properly could save your life one day. 
    4. You can always "Nope" the f*%k out...
    5. If you fall from a high distance, try to land on your chest, because apparently you can get right back up. 
    6. Always remember where your piercings are
    7. In any situation where you are being attacked by anything: CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
    55 min
  • The Thing - 1982
    This week we popped Elicia's "John Carpenter's The Thing" cherry! Did she love it? Did she hate it? Tune in to find out...
    As you know, we are die-hard fans of special effects, and this is still one of the best uses of it for a horror movie to this day. The Thing was the highest budgeted horror film at the time. The kills are like nothing that had ever been seen before and it was a huge failure at the box office. Critics said it looked "phony" and it was too gory (If only they could see what we got now...) But when it was released on  VHS and television, it became a cult classic and is now revered as one of the greatest horror movies of all time. The moral of the story is never give up...and critics suck.  
    **WARNING SPOILER ALERT: There are The Thing 2011 spoilers in this episode. We warn you when it's coming, but if you haven't seen it yet, you may want to watch it before tuning in for this one!**
    54 min
  • The Thing - 1951
    Happy New Year Horror Fam! We're kicking off 2021 with a wintery classic, "The Thing From Another World" from 1951. Even though it's pretty slow, and not very scary for our time, it definitely inspired John Carpenter to take a swing at it and boy did he! This is the blueprint for, in my (Gen's) opinion, one of the scariest horror movie to come out of the 80s. 
    If you're not into classic films, this may not be your cup of tea, the pacing is definitely hard to get into. But again, it's a classic and we had to watch for the sake of the Pod! 
    Next week, obviously, we will be reviewing The Thing (1981) and that should be a great show! 
    Fun Fact:  Elicia has never seen any of these, so that's pretty exciting, I'm pretty excited to get her take on 1981!
    42 min
  • Christmas Vacation - 1989
    MERRY CHRISTMAS, HOLY SHIT! 
    The Griswold family Christmas is a horrifying experience if ever there was one. Ellen Griswold is a saint for the shit she puts up with. She must be on lithium, because she keeps her cool the entire time. This family as a whole is tolerable, other than Clark, who is just a selfish asshole. Audrey sticks by her dad when her grandmother tries to put him down and Rusty is basically the man of the house since his father is a bumbling buffoon. Seriously, Rusty doesn't get enough credit for his contribution to the Griswold household. 
    The holiday is already off to a rough start with a creepy, hillbilly trucker altercation and a near-death experience, that has the Griswolds driving underneath a semi truck! Once they've gotten things under control, that's when the cavalry comes in. Both sets of grandparents (who don't get along), and an unexpected visit from Cousin Eddie and his family. 
    It's disaster after disaster for this Christmas movie (that actually ends on Christmas Eve), that really seals in that horror movie flavor.  
    We found some fun trivia goodies, like how much it cost Clark to run al those damn lights, and which director turned down the chance to work on this film. Also, if you don't rock a white sweater with a black, turtleneck dickie underneath at some point in your life, what are you even doing?
    1 hr 36 min
  • Krampus - 2015

    It's most wonderful time, to be feared!  There'll be families hosting and children for roasting and freezing to death in the snow!

    One of Gen's favorite Christmas horror movies, Krampus is on deck this week. Elicia is a Krampus Virgin so this was a fun cherry to pop! 

    Oh joy, the extended family is coming to dinner! This family alone is a true nightmare before Krampus even enters the scene. Max agrees as he's the one who ends up giving up on Christmas and unknowingly  summons the "Shadow of St Nicholas", Krampus himself.  

    Who doesn't love a movie where they aren't afraid to show a horrible kid get swallowed whole? The costuming, special effects and story give this ancient legend a modern and absolutely terrifying look. You can't ever beat well done practical effects, which this movies does extremely well and still utilizes CGI in an appropriate non-overbearing way, it's brilliant!

    Grab some hot cocoa or some eggnog (don't be afraid to add a little peppermint Schnapp's) and curl up with us!


    1 hr 10 min

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Two Horror Fan Girls from New York/LA, comparing horror originals vs. remakes, and some surprises! Your Hosts on two Coasts, Elicia & Gen! 🔪 🩸👠💋