We are taking to the trail this week with Robert Pattenson on a mission to save his long lost love or just creep on some ladies. This weeks movie might not be one you've heard of but it's a must see movie!

God Dammit! I watched Twilight.

It's summer time, so you know what that means...family vacations! And our favorite lady just took a cross country trip of her own from Iowa to Washington. She took it upon herself to see all the sights as she traveled so in honor of Alicia's big move we tackled National Lampoon's Vacation!

This week we dig our teeth into the feature film version of What We Do In the Shadows...the answer is sex! Lots and lots of sticky vampire sex.

This is our first International Podcast! This week we are joined by Josh (a real life German) from The International House of Horrors Podcast to talk about not one Ryan Reynolds but three Ryan Reynolds' We are talking about the very independent movie that EVERYONE needs to see! We watched The Nines (2007)

We are going to Never Never Land this week, as we cover this spin off of the Peter Pan franchise...NO! Not those lost boys! We are sucking blood and riding motorcycles on the beach with Kiefer and the Frog Bros, in this 80's blood sucking classic.

This week we join Antonio Banderas on a quest that most people have forgotten about. It's the movie made by John McTiernan (Predator) that was deemed unwatchable to test audiences. So Author Micheal Crichton took over directing duties and now the movie is only mostly unwatchable. Plus we talk the upcoming Chris Pratt film Tomorrow War!

We are putting together a team, we are going into Vegas, and we aren't coming out until we are rich or we have Zombie Aids!

We are going all the way back to 1932! Yes, I know we normally keep it pretty modern on the show but sometimes you gotta go back to the classics and this is a good one! So come back to the age of Classic Universal Horror as we crack open this lost treasure. Oh and did I mention we've got Joe Merle coming along for the ride? Oh and it has the Old Lady from TITANIC when she was young and hot! Oh and in case you actually want to watch this movie the whole thing is available for free on youtube! I'll post a link in the show notes.

This week we are taking you back to the 80's before you found out all your hero's were perverts. We are going back to the playhouse before it was the pedo-house. We are talking Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Travel all the way to the basement of the Alamo with your favorite Trash Panda (Alicia Irino) and The Kernal (Jason Bromley)