Horrorble Friends

Into the even further we go. It's dark, and kinda boring in here; watching this movie, we mean.

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With summer right around the corner, we figured we'd offer some context on what a REALLY crappy vacation looks like. And who the hell invited Gary Busey's mutant twin brother, anyways??

Or just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.

BAH GAWD, TABLES, LADDERS, AND SCARES! You bring the steel chairs, and we'll bring the tables and a terrible movie, folks. It's gonna be a slobberknocker when we all gather in the cage as buddies to hash out this week's thrill ride: See No Evil!

Or just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.

Something's in the backseat!!! Is it a murderous lost lover consumed in a blood-lustful rampage of revenge??? No, well also yes, but no-it's the new episode of Horrorble Friends! Grab your Pop Rocks and a cold Pepsi and enjoy as we welcome you to our first episode of Season 5!

If you're reading this, CONGRATULATIONS! You've made it to the centennial episode of Horrorble Friends! In the spirit of the occasion, we pay homage to one of the OGs of the horror genre.

FOR OUR 99th EPISODE...we give you...this absolute disaster of a film from 1999. Not even Catherine Zeta Jones' long legs and longer neck could save this one.

We're often asked, "Why don't you guys review more purposefully bad horror movies?" We hope that this episode answers that question.

Just in time for Valentine's Day! Wanna hear four grown men gossip back and forth for like 3 hours about a failed marriage proposal? Well, thanks to the magic of editing you don't have to.

Also, if anyone reading this owns a baby bird mask, definitely DO NOT chase Jarvis down a dark alley with it on...that would be terrible...

Another one of our rare shelved episodes. Sometimes we record things, and then, well, a year or more goes by. Any who, enjoy, and remember STAY ALIVE!

War, man. It's like, what is it good for? At least the drugs were on point.