Horrorble Opinions forgot about our darling dancing bloodsucker because we were busy watching Abigail (2024), directed by Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin. At least we can remember the difference between garlic and onions! Who's got real chest hair? Does Kathryn Newton survive shit water and what's your favorite poo? What is the morality of making people think spider man kidnapped a kid? How many similarities exist between little girl vampires and t-rex's. Should vampire's have diplomatic immunity when encountering Mike Tyson baby batter? Will Kenny create a new form of Simon Says or will his long blinks ruin everything? Stop telling 100 year-old dad jokes, daddy!

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