What’s up long distance cuz? Put your dna bits into a database and take the ticket to Europe as you fly first class with Horrorble Opinions and review The Invitation (2022), directed by Jessica M. Thompson. It’s a tale as old as time: girl goes to Europe, meets a monster, and your hosts just want to talk about toes. Is that earing symbolic of something? How many conflicting theories do we have about what is happening? Who is a Pacman? When is handsome too handsome? What’s your favorite vintage of maid? What candy do you keep your cellar? Wouldn’t you just rather be a Dracula? Get your front kick and bad fire effects ready, the battle over is this a castle or a mansion begins!