Fold yourself into luggage and let's all take a pleasure cruise over dissolved corpses while Horrorble Opinions watches Titanic 666 (2002), directed by Nick Lyon. You wish you could be on such a large slip and slide! Who takes over the role of Ryan and wants to romance this monster? How does only fans really work? Should we include a disclaimer that our thoughts on stealing are said sarcastically? Where do you float on drill? Could this movie be part of a larger paranormal Titanic universe? When is a worm not a whole worm? What depth is destructive to herpes? Why does our take out come with three sets of silverware and there is only one of us? Get your three-finger salute ready and pray you get to be on the first "shift" because you won't be able to read those fancy touch screens otherwise.