Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! 

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds. That is the perfect way to describe this episode. 

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This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

In this one we begin with our favourite type of rave. From high school gym to Meow Wolf where do you land on the rave spectrum? Oh also we read The Jump by Natalie K Reinert and absolutely ADORE it: https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250387875/thejump/

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: The Jump by Natalie K Reinert | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Is Project Hail Mary a horse girl book? No? Maybe? What is a horse girl book but bonding with a creature who's language you don't speak and becoming inseparable to the point where you would forsake your whole family for them? What is horse girl but following a relationship with another being even when people don't understand it or wouldn't approve? What is horse girl but following your heart even when it doesn't make sense? Anyways, we watched Heartland.  

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 17 & 18 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Is it ever ok to punch someone? I mean, I think if grandpa Jack and Daddy Tim can set aside their differences to kick major butt then we can too! 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 15 & 16 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Hay there, Zuko here! No wait different show. This one starts with deep hay talk. Round bale, square bale? What's your preference? You LEARN ALEX'S!!! Also we talk about Heartland or whatever. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 13 & 14 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

I am going to declare that this is the biggest, the best, the most detailed podcast about Mindy Fanshaw. We are the GREATEST Mindy Fanshaw podcast on the planet nay the galaxy. No one can argue with me- mostly because I feel like potentially we are the only one? There's no way to know. 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 11 & 12 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

As he stands here, Tim, shirtless, belly button full of lint, declares that he is going to FREAK YOUR MIND! YEAAAAA horse mind freak!

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 9 & 10 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Your body is a Heartland (I'll never horse again, again)

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 7 & 8 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

I couldn't if I tried! Oh, honey, if I get rustlers, Baby, you're not that cow! 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 5 & 6 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Jumper cars? Like bumper cars or like jumping your cars or like jumping your bumper cars? Jumper bumper. Cars. cars? 

New episode every other Wednesday! 

Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 3 & 4 | TV Show