PC Nicholas Angel has an arrest record 400% higher than anyone else and as such is making the rest of the London Metropolitan Police Service look bad. He is therefore swiftly promoted to Sergeant of sleepy rural village, Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Sandford is statistically the safest village in the UK, but when Sgt Angel arrives he finds a village with a low crime rate but a high accident rate. This doesn't worry the local Neighbourhood Watch Alliance (NWA) as they are gearing up for the Village of the Year competition, they are more concerned with the hoodie infestation and living statue.

After three deaths written down to accidents, Sgt Angel grows suspicious and with his partner PC Butterman digs deeper into the activities of the NWA. 

Police chases, shoot outs straight out of American buddy cop movies, in sleepy rural English village.