Simon and Norman Review

In an attempt to fulfil their epic pub crawl left incomplete 20 years ago, five friends led by Gary King return to their hometown. However, they are inadvertently burdened with the task of saving mankind.

The end of the series. Alma is having second thoughts about pursuing her dreams of going on tour with the theatre company when Lin has a relapse and turns up at her drama group drunk. Pressure is also being put on her to stay by Anthony who wants her back.

Alma makes her decision after Lin falls off the wagon and Leanne helps her free herself from Anthony.

An emotional finale. 

In order to prove her care experience to secure an audition with a National Theatre Group Alma is forced to confront her dysfunctional childhood through the social service records.

Alma finally starts to attend her acting lessons where Ian instructs the class to Streamline their Lives. However, Alma has to attend her Mum's CPA where she discovers that Lin's section has been removed. This means she can leave hospital for either a hostel or a family member. Will it be Alma or Grandma Joan who takes her in?

Alma, flush with money from her new escorting job, discovers and signs up to the Bolton Acting School. However, she is soon distracted by the attention she is receiving from a client, who wants to see her everyday that week and takes her personal number. Seduced by the "Pretty Woman" lifestyle Alma soon forgets and falls out with Leanne, who herself seems to be falling for her new boyfriend Chris.

Alma soon realises that her "Richard Gere" is not her boyfriend but simply a type of client she needs to deal with along with the depressed impotent man, the sick pervert, and the violent dominant.

Alma tries to show her family the "fabulous" side of life with a meal at a sophisticated restaurant. Grandma Joan confesses to being a sexual violin and Bill decides its time to adapt or die and serve Boltonians sushi!

We are joined this week by our friend and Alma SuperFan Gemma for some female insight.

Alma's first job as an escort doesn't go exactly to plan which messes up her plans to earn money post Anthony and have new sexual adventures post Anthony.

She falls back on the job at Sub n Go and Leanne sets her up a profile on Tinder. Both end disastrously and and when she lands a bloke the "old fashioned way" the resulting one night stand leaves her feeling like the escort agency is the way to go.

Alma has no job, no boyfriend, a flat she can't afford, a trampoline she doesn't use and a boom box she doesn't need. Combined with her traumatic upbringing and her dysfunctional family. How will she get her life back on track?

PC Nicholas Angel has an arrest record 400% higher than anyone else and as such is making the rest of the London Metropolitan Police Service look bad. He is therefore swiftly promoted to Sergeant of sleepy rural village, Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Sandford is statistically the safest village in the UK, but when Sgt Angel arrives he finds a village with a low crime rate but a high accident rate. This doesn't worry the local Neighbourhood Watch Alliance (NWA) as they are gearing up for the Village of the Year competition, they are more concerned with the hoodie infestation and living statue.

After three deaths written down to accidents, Sgt Angel grows suspicious and with his partner PC Butterman digs deeper into the activities of the NWA. 

Police chases, shoot outs straight out of American buddy cop movies, in sleepy rural English village.

Our hash brown prayers have worked. Miguel's back is just a pulled muscle and Stingray is alive, barely.

Stingray awakes and gives up to the police the name of his assailant, but whether out of fear or out of desire to rejoin Cobra Kai he gives the name Kreese to the police.

The 51st All Valley Tournament comes to a close. Robbie defeats Demetri in the semi final to set up the male final against Eli, who progresses as Miguel fails to show up to recommence their semi final match. The final is stopped at 1-1 when both fighters are unable to win a point within the 3 min time limit. In Sudden Death Overtime it's Eli of Miyagi-Do that takes the title!! 

Sam and Tory both ease their way to the female final. Sam, with both her Dad and Sensei Lawrence in her corner, surprises Tory with her attacking style and with Tory benefiting from some dubious refereeing decisions, the score reaches 2-2. Tory comes out on top after a hard fought last point which makes Cobra Kai the top dojo, but have they won fairly? Tory catches Terry Silver's conversation with the referee, the money will be in his account in the morning!!

There is a lot of soul searching post tournament in the Valley. Robbie seeks out his Dad for a reconciliation, while Miguel has disappeared leaving a note saying he is going to search out his father. 

It's The 51st All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament. The Moment of Truth.

Cobra Kai, Miyagi-Do & Eagle Fang do battle with each other (and various other dojo's) to determine which dojo comes out the Champion.

Cobra Kai surprise in the skills round and during the fights surprise Daniel by utilising Robbie's Miyagi-Do's defensive training.

Daniel is further disturbed when Sam adopts Eagle Fang style to win her fight against Piper. However, he should be happy going into the semi-finals with 2 male and 1 female fighters still alive.

The tournament however comes to a stop when Miguel's fragile back gives up on him when attempting the Flying Tornado.

Will Miguel be ok - Will the tournament continue - Who will come out on top - What's happened to Stingray??

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