Josh and Juan – we – are back and we MUST talk new singles by Grimes, Amnesia Scanner, Dawn Richard, Jessie Ware, Dua Lipa, Billie Eilish and more... plus albums by FKA Twigs, Tinashe, Doja Cat, LIZ, and Hannah Diamond too.

Next episode we'll do best of the decade but in the meantime leave us a message with your thoughts 647-847-8904 or a voice note at [email protected].

Let’s talk SINGLES babes… new ones by Zayn, Niall, Harry, Cher Lloyd, SebastiAn, Katy Perry, FKA Twigs, Henrik The Artist, MC Bin Laden and more, plus albums by Caroline Polachek, Tove Lo, Kim Petras, and the ESSENCE that is Garage Classical. (Sound issues this episode: we’ll ditch the rental mics by next episode, we promise.)

After days of painstaking streaming and take-nurturing Josh and Juan return to do what seemingly no one else will: talk about the pop music people actually care about on a podcast. Call in and leave us a message: 647-847-8904

Slayyyter, Azealia via Herrensauna, Lana, Erika Jayne's return, Charlie's Angels, and three of your calls... that's part 2 luv. We're servers, it's our job to serve.

Call 647-847-8904 with your pop concerns and we'll sort it out for you next episode.

After weeks of offering stray pop music takes to strangers on the subway Juan and Josh reunite to go Charli mode track-by-track. Next they (we) lovingly agree about singles by Tove Lo, FKA Twigs, Mura Masa, Grimes, Jenny Hval, Caroline Polachek, Hannah Diamond, even Halsey one could argue. Also don't kill us but there's more coming in a few days so catch up now luv

Today's cafeteria: Trisha Paytas, Cascada and Danny L Harle sitting at a table writing gorgeous melodies. Miley, Katy, and Lana have their AirPods in. Cassie and Doja Cat are taking notes from Normani while BROCKHAMPTON sit under two adjacent trees. PRETTYMUCH are skipping class and Megan Thee Stallion is filling in for Principal Nicki Minaj. None of them know we called in a bomb threat and music is cancelled until fall... call/text 647-847-8904 and we'll be back when you need us

This week Hot Local Europe correspondent Juan discovers Clean Bandit and Josh absolutely obliterates him!! I forget the quote but it's something like U wot m8? I'll shag ur rich dad oh ye bruv only thing ur shagn is ur hand bruv... anyway there's also talk of Ava Max, Charli and Taylor because we're allergic to keeping quiet :( a couple good screamers and smashes today so hit play and then giver a ring at 647-847-8904

This week the gays come together to decide the song of the summer and rate new singles by absolute heavyweights Bad Gyal, Charli XCX, Beyoncé even, but let me continue, Blood Orange, ILOVEMAKONNEN, Lily Allen, and one City Girl (free JT) 

We'll be back the Sunday after next luv... have a whine and a moan with us at 647-847-8904 in the meantime alright

This week we use our morning meeting to both rate and deface pop music in what must be a post-pride comedown... plus we take your calls about the state of the year of our absolute legend 2019. Stay late for our Scooter "Midsommar" Braun aftershow and find your voice by leaving us a message at 647-847-8904 or [email protected]

Hey Swifties! This week Josh and Juan are talking about um… Lil Nas X and Madame X? The Countess Luann’s long-awaited new single? Pride? It’s madness luv. At least Shygirl and Caroline Polachek are here to let out absolutely blood-curdling screams :) Stressed yet? Give us a ring, we’ll respond next episode 647-847-8904

Your biweekly new music lobotomy coming in hot from a local college closet. We’re talking Miley, Kim, Uffie, Roisin, Lana, Charli, and more with VERY little nuance. Obsessed! Wbu? Send a voice memo to [email protected] and let us know babe! 

CW: This episode contains gay men saying the ‘gay f-word’. If that doesn’t sit right with you, consider giving our next episode a try instead.