Hot Mess Confessional

Here it is all my sinners and saints my Friday confessional about Slim Shady, yes that Slim Shady. Oh and is he shady!!! Hear my story about how he flew me out to visit him after meeting him online and then string me along as emotional support for two years. Girls, do not be emotional support!! We are bad ass bitches that deserve chivalry.

Hey sinners and saints, listen in for Haley’s take on why Snapchat should be deleted - hint hint fuckboys use it to cheat. Hear her story about about a douchebag hockey player that did exactly that. Still want to Snap? Listen in for some tips and tricks to keep the fuckboys at bay and keep your mental sanctity in check. Don’t let these fuckers take up your mind space over a disappearing photo lol

Welcome back sinners and saints for another church service confessional where I divulge my most recent dating mishap of talking to the “most handsome friend” of the guy that stood me up, turns out he’s a douchebag too! I also talk about the tips and tricks of what I post on my hinge or tinder so that every guy swipes right for me!

Alright my sinners and saints welcome back for your Friday church service of the Hot Mess Confessional where I confess about my dating life shenanigans and the funny shit I can at least laugh about. This week I share how the Felon trapped me on Martha’s Vineyard with no escape from meeting his WHOLE family and finding out that my Mother was right that I was actually dating a felon!

Hey all my sinners and saints welcome back to Hot Mess Confessional where I dish about my current boy situation, how everyone should get tested regularly and stopping that stigma. OH! And my story about Dr. Crazy went from throwing ice at me at the club to letting him take me back to his hotel...all while sneaking out of my parents house in the middle of the night. I’m a hot mess and a mild disappointment oops! But most importantly girls let’s be there for each other :)

Here is the story about Chris Not Gay! Yep I thought he had a boyfriend and would be my new hot best friend, but really he just wanted to get in my pants! Then he moved 5 states away without telling me lol! But I let that ish go!!

Hear about my latest shenanigans where I pick up a guy legit off the streets and how that all exploded in my face a week later.

My first monumental dm slide stretched out for two years...from him getting me court side seats to him falling asleep as I’m straddling him. Find out why it ended and why I stole all of String Bean’s Chicken Wings and brought them home to mom and dad. Don’t be a pen pal!!

Hey fluffernutters welcome to my confessional where I deep dive into all my dates as a single lady in the city -the good, the bad, the cringe worthy, the kinky. First episode is dedicated to my first date where I took a bus ride of shame, had gum in my hair, and left with another man’s ID. It spiraled, but at least I made friends!