Hot Mess Mil MomS

Hot Mess Mil MomS

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Hot Mess Mil MomS episodes

  • Eat, Drink, Spill the Tea, Repeat

    Today's episode is all about self care. We could just say yoga, face masks, moisturize, and daily walks work, but there are so many options. We exercise self care in many ways, and want to share our methods with the world. We k!ll things, cut things, drink the fermented juice, and enjoy every aspect of tea (not the herbal kind). Share your creative self care methods with us by commenting or hitting us up at [email protected] and don't forget to check us out every week!


    1 hr 34 min
  • FAFO Freestyle-Cycle

    After much technical dificulties, we bring you our part deux update on the blow in the low country. Charities gone wrong, parenting hells, and two hot messes trying to fight the internet! Some of the episode unfortunately was cut short, but we are not pros, and are too broke to hire some!


    39 min
  • Volun-Tell from Hell

    Volunteering can be the most rewarding task to do. Helping your community, enriching lives, putting positivity and good faith out into the universe are all benefits from giving a little or a lot of your time and energy. Even more important is being a dignified volunteer coordinator. It is important to be an example of dignity, morality, and encourage hard work from your volunteers. If you are not willing to be the best representative of what your cause is for, how can you expect your cause to thrive? This week we explore the hottest and most saddening tea. Failing mother and coordinator turning on volunteers with body shaming, racism, and thievery. Have your own volunteer hell stories? Comment below or shoot us an email at [email protected]


    1 hr 28 min
  • Spouse Privilege Card

    The military life is full of ups and downs. There are tribulations that families face, but the Army compensates with tax free Michael Kors bags and a Starbucks around every corner. We could list every privilege given to the military families, but we would be here all day, and frankly, we have better sh!t to do. This week's episode is explaining the difference between privileges and entitlements. One can easily be taken away if abused, and the other is nonexistent is the military world. Feel free to send us your stories of entitlement by commenting or emailing us at [email protected].


    55 min
  • Ice+Wine=Hydration

    It has been a long couple of weeks. Difficult to do a podcast when you have NO VOICE! Luckily my cohost is still alive. We are back, and hopefully all feeling 100%. For today's episode it is catching up with the he// of unpacking everything. Whether it is new schools, new friendships, new experiences, and any other lemons life is trying to get us to squeeze juice from! Happy Valentines Day to all our listeners. Snuggle with your love whether it be your furbaby, your honey, or your favorite bottle!


    1 hr 18 min
  • Dependa 2028

    In light of the recent mass changes, and liberties being taken with a swift movement of a pen...... we wanted to reflect on the imaginary executive orders we would take in our lives as dependas. It was suprising how our minds really wandered with this task, but we were able to narrow it down to just a creative few. In this week's TikTok preview live we were even able to meet a spouse and answer some live questions. Send us your executive order ideas of things you would change in your military life. Email us at [email protected].

    2 hr
  • Back to the future!

    We are back after a long holiday, moving, flooding, and military mom disasters! It is now 2025, and let us tell you....... we have not enjoyed the trial run! We definitely want a refund! This week we catch up with the hellacious sh!t shows that have been our past weeks, and give our solemn pinky promises to return next week come he// or high water. Enjoy our misery to make your start to the new year feel a little more normal.

    1 hr 51 min
  • Stuff Mom's Stocking

    Mom is the real Santa. So why isn't my face on a Coca Cola truck? Momming is difficult everyday. The holidays amp up the difficulty. Shopping, cooking, planning, everyday duties, traveling, and making sure everyone has their wants and needs met are all stressful duties that seem to land on us as mothers. Moms can't write their letter to Santa because guess what.......

    1 hr 31 min
  • My Elf Wears Camo

    Santa Baby, just make the world revolve around me, and my needs! Well, it is December. We are no longer considered crazy for having our trees up. Our homes are shiny with red and green like the Griswolds! Kids expect miracles every morning from that creepy little elf doll. Similarly, families expect miracles every holiday season from the Army. Join us as we discuss some of the more common and hilarious entitled expectations of military spouses and service members in this week's newest episode. Happy falalalalas hot messes!


    1 hr 47 min
  • AITA? I Wish!

    To be a bitch or not be a bitch? That was Shakespeare's real question I think! Whether it is gus fraba, woosah, or counting to a million, we all have different ways of keeping ourselves calm. What may work for one, does not always work for another. Everyday we meet Karens and Kens. Temptations are all around us that make us want to explode or show a less demure side of ourselves. Even if we do not lash out, we wonder if we are even allowed to be mad. AITA for being upset? Are my feelings justified?

    1 hr 51 min

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Bringing you the drama and comedy of being a military spouse and parent! Navigating the Army life with all it rogers, dependas, and f$ckery. We are here to make YOU feel normal. Check us out every…