Lock your doors and lower your moral standards — Brittany’s hosting this week’s Hot-Mess True Crime, where we ask the real questions no one in law enforcement is brave enough to touch. Where would you hide during a home invasion? Could you still get away with murder in the age of AirTags and DNA? Why does Casey Anthony suck so hard? (Spoiler: We say it a lot.) It’s part crime chat, part anxiety spiral, and 100% unqualified. Justice is blind — and apparently, so are we.