(Intro) Random Return (5TYNTK) School Threat Hoax, Shah Qualifies, Record Life Expectancy, Turtle Tunnel Success, Groundhog's Shadow (Recap) 2026 Grammy Awards (Dirty) Guthrie Mom Abduction, Minaj Grammy Rant, Kendrick SZA Win, Stranger Things Spin-Off (Topic) Can you save a public parking spot? (Outro) Alternate Halftime

(Intro) Weekend Recap (5TYNTK) Portland Protest, TSA Fee, Youngs Closing, Amy Allen, Puzzle Complete (Recap) 2026 Grammy Awards (Dirty) Unverified FBI Tips Name Celebrities, Actress Catherine O’Hara Dies at 71, Cardi B Returns to SNL (Topic) Is there a side dish you think is always worth the upcharge? (Outro) Groundhog Day

(Intro) Feel Good (5TYNTK) Maine Strike Closures, Student Walkouts, Downeaster Fatality, Bomb Cyclone Brush, Special Olympics Games (Dirty) Nicki Minaj D.C., Cardi Super Bowl Party, Lamar Odom Rehab, Jenner–Booker Banter, Traitors Buzz (Topic) Shout out one of your favorite local businesses! (Outro) Big Time Maine Maine Hoops Interview

(Intro) Order of Dress (5TYNTK) Nationwide Strike, ICE Arrest Controversy, ICE Pause, Airport Reopening Update, UNE Super Bowl (Dirty) Nicki Minaj Gold Card, Cosby Quaaludes Admission, Netflix Doc Lawsuit, Colbert Show Finale (Topic) What's your signature scent? (Outro) Ariana Tickets

(Intro) Haircut Price (5TYNTK) Affordability Checks, Collins Calls Pause, Record Snowfall, Belichick Snubbed, Assigned Seating (Dirty) Ye Denies PR, Ray J Prognosis, Cole Freestyles Drop, Cole Addresses Kendrick, GloRilla All Star (Topic) What hobby screams red flag to you, even if it's harmless? (Outro) January 28th Birthdays

(Intro) Bad Popular Movies (5TYNTK) Bangor Plane Crash,  Maine ICE Arrests,  Gun Rights Clash,  Taj Gives Back,  Puppy Bowl Vote (Dirty) Kanye Apology Ad, ADL Responds, BULLY Incoming, Rocky Goes No.1, Cudi Coming to Maine (Topic) What's the saddest song you've ever heard? (Outro) Plan a Vacation

(Intro) Weekend Recap (5TYNTK) Governor Mills Meeting, Bangor Jet Crash, Schools Remote Options, Nor’easter Snow, Patriots Super Bowl Bound (Dirty) Cardi B Celebrates Patriots Super Bowl Win, Sydney Sweeney Hollywood Sign Stunt, Bad Bunny Halftime Backlash, Travis Scott Appears in Nolan’s The Odyssey (Topic) If you could hop on a plane right now and go somewhere warm, where would you go? (Outro) Gen Z Reading Level

(Intro) Feel Good Friday (5TYNTK) USM Student Detained, Portland Engineer Detained, Portland ICE Protest, Maine Food Honors, AFC Championship (Dirty) Drake Appeal, Oscar Noms, Chalamet Record, Grammy Lineup (Interview) Big Time Hoops Maine (Topic) How do you alleviate stress? (Outro) Harry Styles

(Intro) Hot Sauce In My Bag (5TYNTK) ICE Home Entries, Operation Catch of the Day, Portland Mom Detained, Winter Storm Fern, Back Cove Festival (Dirty) Chris Noth SJP Friendship, Stefon Diggs Paternity Case Dropped, Razzies Announce Worst Of 2025, J. Cole Rewind, Hit-Boy Vs Mike Will Verzuz Set (Topic) Has your digital privacy ever been invaded? What happened? (Outro) Jamaica Bobsled Team

(Intro) Weekend Recap (5TYNTK) Maine ICE, Maine Fraud, Verizon Credit, Indiana Title, Patriots Win (Dirty) Nicki Minaj rips Don Lemon, Bad Bunny sets Super Bowl record, Ludacris drops from Kid Rock tour, Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke divorce (Topic) What's something really cheesy that you secretly enjoy? (Outro) Stranger Things SNL