When I finally end it all, my family will discover this podcast. And then it'll all make sense. They'll be like oh well he was clearly losing it for years. 

Fam, if you're reading this, yes I did just call you fam. Pretty lit innit? Wait that was half British. I can't even keep my slang dialects right. This is why I have to end it all. You guys get it, I'm sure you'd do the same if you were a middle aged podcast host with 3 divorces, no prospects, and no listeners. I mean I'm not most of those things, but if I was this decision would make a lot of sense right?

Oh happy 50th episode to us by the way. It's been a long road, and we've managed to not travel very far along it, but congrats to us for existing on a long road I guess