Strap in (and pour up), because Corks in Cowtown is back with another episode of unfiltered chaos featuring Robyn and Monica.

From allergy-ridden intros and way too much caffeine to French lobsters (oui, really) and a possum who’s apparently paying rent, it’s the usual circus. We spill on tipping drama, nature docs that made us question our life choices, and kid “performances” so wild you’ll wish they’d stuck to TikTok.

Hear Monica’s shocking rise to podcast fame at the elementary school drop-off, plus a round of Hans-isms that prove marriage is for the brave. There’s backyard WWII headstone drama, in-law escapades, and some truly scandalous penguin struggles—because, why not?