From “Snape was a vampire” to “Ron is a secret Seer,” this episode of The Slytherin Study Club is your unofficial deep dive into the chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly convincing world of Harry Potter fan theories. Emma—your ever-snarky Head of Snark—ranks her favorite wild theories, including Dumbledore as Death, Draco as a werewolf, and Crookshanks as a secret Potter family pet. We also unpack cursed horcrux logic, Occlumency conspiracies, and why the Mirror of Erised is not a multiverse gateway (calm down, Marvel fans). If you’ve ever wondered whether the Burrow is a magical nexus or if Harry should’ve tried to control the basilisk, this is the kind of magical chaos you’ve been waiting for. A must-listen for second-gen Potterheads, theory nerds, and anyone who loves their wizardry with sarcasm, side-eyes, and just a touch of spellcraft insanity.