Ever wondered what would happen if Hogwarts had a student council? Spoiler: absolute magical chaos. In this episode of The Slytherin Study Club, your Head of Snark Emma imagines each Hogwarts house running the school—and it’s every bit as unhinged as you'd expect. Gryffindor? Dueling clubs and fire hazards. Slytherin? Power plays and suspiciously efficient spreadsheets. Ravenclaw? Riddle-locked bathrooms and thesis-level announcements. Hufflepuff? So many snacks… and zero decisions.

Join us as we roast house stereotypes, question Hogwarts’ complete lack of leadership structure, and ask the one thing McGonagall never did: should the students be running this place? Spoiler: no. But it’s fun to pretend.

Perfect for second-gen Potterheads who love lore and a little mockery.

Think Quidditch is just wizard soccer with broomsticks? Think again. In this hilariously sharp episode of The Slytherin Study Club, Emma—your sarcastic Slytherin guide—rips into the magical sport we all love and low-key question. From Seeker privilege (looking at you, Harry) to Beaters acting like Bludger-wielding chaos gremlins, and Chasers getting zero credit despite doing all the work, we’re flying broom-first into the absurd brilliance of Hogwarts’ favorite sport. Whether you're into Quidditch rule fails, Firebolt drama, or real-life Muggle Quadball (yes, it’s real and glorious), this episode unpacks the full broom closet. If you’ve ever screamed “WHY does the Snitch end the game?!” into the void, this one’s for you.

From “Snape was a vampire” to “Ron is a secret Seer,” this episode of The Slytherin Study Club is your unofficial deep dive into the chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly convincing world of Harry Potter fan theories. Emma—your ever-snarky Head of Snark—ranks her favorite wild theories, including Dumbledore as Death, Draco as a werewolf, and Crookshanks as a secret Potter family pet. We also unpack cursed horcrux logic, Occlumency conspiracies, and why the Mirror of Erised is not a multiverse gateway (calm down, Marvel fans). If you’ve ever wondered whether the Burrow is a magical nexus or if Harry should’ve tried to control the basilisk, this is the kind of magical chaos you’ve been waiting for. A must-listen for second-gen Potterheads, theory nerds, and anyone who loves their wizardry with sarcasm, side-eyes, and just a touch of spellcraft insanity.

What do a bath-time phone call, hip-hop in a dress, and a bold new Snape casting all have in common? This episode of The Slytherin Study Club dives deep into the behind-the-scenes chaos of Harry Potter casting — from the OG Philosopher’s Stone trio (Radcliffe, Watson, Grint) to the headline-making choices for the new HBO series reboot. Emma breaks down the best fits, the bold risks, and the casting drama that’s dividing fans — especially around Paapa Essiedu’s controversial take on Severus Snape. Expect wizarding world trivia, snark-fueled commentary, and thoughtful takes on race, representation, and how far a “faithful adaptation” should go. If you’re into Harry Potter cast history, HBO reboot theories, or just love unpacking magical decisions with sarcasm and sharp analysis, this one’s for you.

What do puzzles, snowball assaults on Voldemort, and Hermione forgetting she’s a literal witch have in common? They're all part of the glorious chaos that is Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. In this episode of The Slytherin Study Club, Emma — your Head of Snark and guide to the Restricted Section — breaks down the logic gaps, underrated comedy, and plot twists that make the first Harry Potter book both iconic and unhinged. From Hagrid’s loose lips to the “it has to be Snape” moment we all fell for, this episode dives deep into Hogwarts lore, book vs. movie quirks, early character decisions, and why this one book changed the entire Wizarding World forever. Perfect for second-gen Potterheads, dark humor lovers, and anyone who’s still side-eyeing Quirrell’s turban.

Welcome to The Slytherin Study Club—

The podcast where we overanalyze the hidden codes, secret rules, and straight-up shady behavior happening behind the walls of Hogwarts. I’m Emma, your self-proclaimed Head of Snark. You are a student of the Restricted Section-also known as an SRS’s

For every fan of JK Rowling's Harry Potter books, especially us forgotten Slytherins.