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Think Quidditch is just wizard soccer with broomsticks? Think again. In this hilariously sharp episode of The Slytherin Study Club, Emma—your sarcastic Slytherin guide—rips into the magical sport we all love and low-key question. From Seeker privilege (looking at you, Harry) to Beaters acting like Bludger-wielding chaos gremlins, and Chasers getting zero credit despite doing all the work, we’re flying broom-first into the absurd brilliance of Hogwarts’ favorite sport. Whether you're into Quidditch rule fails, Firebolt drama, or real-life Muggle Quadball (yes, it’s real and glorious), this episode unpacks the full broom closet. If you’ve ever screamed “WHY does the Snitch end the game?!” into the void, this one’s for you.
Think Quidditch is just wizard soccer with broomsticks? Think again. In this hilariously sharp episode of The Slytherin Study Club, Emma—your sarcastic Slytherin guide—rips into the magical sport we all love and low-key question. From Seeker privilege (looking at you, Harry) to Beaters acting like Bludger-wielding chaos gremlins, and Chasers getting zero credit despite doing all the work, we’re flying broom-first into the absurd brilliance of Hogwarts’ favorite sport. Whether you're into Quidditch rule fails, Firebolt drama, or real-life Muggle Quadball (yes, it’s real and glorious), this episode unpacks the full broom closet. If you’ve ever screamed “WHY does the Snitch end the game?!” into the void, this one’s for you.