Ever wondered what would happen if Hogwarts had a student council? Spoiler: absolute magical chaos. In this episode of The Slytherin Study Club, your Head of Snark Emma imagines each Hogwarts house running the school—and it’s every bit as unhinged as you'd expect. Gryffindor? Dueling clubs and fire hazards. Slytherin? Power plays and suspiciously efficient spreadsheets. Ravenclaw? Riddle-locked bathrooms and thesis-level announcements. Hufflepuff? So many snacks… and zero decisions.

Join us as we roast house stereotypes, question Hogwarts’ complete lack of leadership structure, and ask the one thing McGonagall never did: should the students be running this place? Spoiler: no. But it’s fun to pretend.

Perfect for second-gen Potterheads who love lore and a little mockery.