In this episode we uncover that Florida is on some shit and that its police force would be the best equipped to deal with the zombie apocalypse (especially since it's extremely likely Florida is where it'll start). Bonus: we found out why there's no Pennsylvania man memes.

In today's episode we discover that if the Greek Gods had a TV show it would be a crossover between Keeping Up with the Kardashians and The Game of Thrones(and it would be way better than Riverdale could ever be xD), some Gods got way more flak than they deserved(#westanHades!) and a whole lot more. Listen to catch up with all the go(d)ss.

Welcome to Hot Wreck and Train Mess, a podcast for hot messes, train wrecks (and everybody else) where we try to get our shit together while keeping up a running commentary of the things that interest us, some of which will hopefully interest you. That list is quite long and varied so we're not going to bother listing it all out but if you like bad puns, mythology, heated debates, listening to other people's drama, true crime, and current affairs, this podcast is for you.