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How do you design the perfect Hotel, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of hotels!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Werter shoes

• Icepocalypse

• Foreign pork loin

• Spa boyz

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