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The pardschnarst is back and better than ever. We took a sabbatical so as not to steal any unique views from the DNC. Just doing our part to be the change we seek to see in the universe. Our local Lebanese couldn't make it for this pard because he's held up at customs after helping his uncle's overthrow the prime minister but he sends Allah's good blessing to all our fans. Also, we're hotep now; I think