This week on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour, Paddy and Bill spiral into the strange world of modern job hunting, predictive index tests, AI dating apps, and youth baseball politics because why not cover it all in one hour? It all kicks off with summer heat, hot garbage, and a friendly reminder that if your alley doesn’t have a Flood Brothers Disposal dumpster, you’re living in filth. From there, Paddy vents about being asked to take a cognitive assessment test for a sales job, sparking a hilarious deep dive into whether modern HR is just a cover for robots making hiring decisions. That segues naturally into a startup idea for a new dating app called Love Test, where you don’t swipe right unless you pass a pop quiz designed by your future AI girlfriend. The boys then dream up a whole suite of spinoffs like Menage.ai, Hot or Not: Dad Edition, and The Patty App, a personal assessment date determiner with absolutely zero logic and lots of sass. In the second half, things get heartfelt as Paddy shares the saga of his son making the elite summer state baseball team. They talk about the heartbreak and hierarchy of youth sports, the politics of tournament rosters, and what it really means to be a B-team kid with A-team potential. Bill plays armchair coach while Paddy channels The Great Santini in baseball dad form. By the end, they’re unpacking co-ed etiquette in the stands, networking at Little League games, and the timeless question: how many travel games does a kid need to play before dad starts charging rent? All this and more, brought to you by the piping-hot za at Fox’s Pizza in Orland Park and Mokena, the only garbage crew you should trust Flood Brothers, the brainy boys who grow your green at Madden Funds, and Joe Hanley and The Tax Defenders, because when the IRS comes knocking, you want a Marine in your corner. Come for the tax tips, stay for the AI dating pitch, and don’t forget to stretch before Little League tryouts. Only on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour.